Miranda might've said it best on "Sex and the City": The only two choices for women on Halloween are "witch" and "sexy kitten."
For plus-size women, that couldn't be more true, except the options available are more "frumpy ghost" or "peek-a-boob."
Well, almost. These celebrities and bloggers proved you can totally slay Halloween at any size.
Tess Holliday dressed up as Miss Argentina from Beetlejuice in 2015.
She said she put her costume together in TWO DAYS.
She also ruled the seas as Ursula.
I'm afraid of the poor, unfortunate souls who dared to cross her path.
Melissa McCarthy, on the other hand, went as a fisherman.
She matched with her BFF Sandra Bullock.
And Adele went as the Mask.
That's one sick contour.
Queen Latifah transformed into another queen, Nefertiti.
She looks ~ majestic. ~
Rebel Wilson kept it low-key with a spider hat.
Better than putting on a pair of cat ears and calling it a day, TBH.
She more than made up for it with this look, though.
She called this costume "Hot Chick."
Gabi Gregg went as Dionne from "Clueless."
That plaid look needs to be in our wardrobes, STAT.
The blogger also unleashed her inner Beyonce for the previous year's look.
Those rollerskates are perfect.
Chastity from Garner Style killed it as our favorite sassy tot, North West.
She had that displeased look DOWN.
Amber Riley got her Roman Reloaded on with her Nicki Minaj look.
Minaj would be all about this homage.
Kelly Clarkson is the queen of Halloween.
Who can say no to Buddy the Elf?
Nicolette Mason transformed into Baddie Winkle.
We're sure Baddie approved.
Tanesha Awasthi of @girlwithcurves looked absolutely adorable as Minnie Mouse.
Every Minnie needs a Mickey.
BRB, time to get prepping for Halloween.
