In today’s edition of things you probably didn’t expect to see but maybe won’t surprise you, Dr. Squatch, a men’s personal care brand, announced that it is releasing a bar soap infused with actress Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater.
Yup.
The limited-edition stock of Sweeney soap goes on sale on June 6, so fans will have to flock to stock up on the bathwater-infused bars. For only $8, fans who may or may not be bordering on being totally creepy can purchase their very own piece of the actress’s bathwater.
Sydney's Bathwater Bliss Soap
$8
from
Dr. Squatch
The scent of the soap, which might come as a shock to precisely no one, is described by the brand as smelling like “morning wood.”
Sigh.
More details from Dr. Squatch report that the soap is a “perfect combination of the two best places on the planet: the outdoors and Sydney Sweeney’s bathtub.” In addition to her bathwater being infused into the bar, the soap features refreshing notes of pine, Douglas fir, and earthy moss.
The soap is also described as a “medium” grit for those looking for more details on the scrubbing action they can expect.
Listen, I’ll let you all make your own conclusions about purchasing Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater soap. We’re all adults here.
But what I will tell you is that regardless of how I feel about the brand’s decision to market and sell a woman’s body via soap, I am deeply, madly in love with another offering from the brand: Dr. Squatch’s lip balm, specifically the Coconut Cove variety.
Dr. Squatch Coconut Cove Moisturizing Natural Lip Balm
I actually picked up the Dr. Squatch lip balm on a whim when ordering my groceries for pickup in the Walmart app. I was out of lip balm, so I did a quick search, and the Dr. Squatch lip balm was the first one to pop up, so I bought it.
After trying it, I was immediately hooked. I introduced the balm to my teen daughter, and she, too, quickly became obsessed.
We actually did not even realize that the lip balm was intended for men until we examined the label a little more closely (because we loved it so much).
The label reads “men’s natural” and “men’s daily use,” which I thought was so strange because what exactly makes it lip balm for men? Are my lips as a female so different from a male’s lips? And if it’s for men, why is it so tropically coconuty delicious?
Regardless, we love the lip balm, and I have now stocked it everywhere, including our car, bags, and purses. Sorry, Dr. Squatch, but this woman loves your lip balm.
Dr. Squatch Lip Balm, 4-Pack
You can also pick up a full four-pack of all of the Dr. Squatch lip balm flavors, which include:
- Vitamin E – Original Squatch
- Vanilla Bourbon
- Coconut Cove
- Wild Watermelon
Apparently, the Dr. Squatch lip balm claim to fame is that the stick is 65% larger than a standard lip balm, which, although it may have been a feature intended for males, I personally love. It makes the lip balm glide so much more effectively and efficiently. The lip balm is also 98 to 100% natural in origin and free of phthalates, parabens, sulfates, or silicones.
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