18 Tattooed Brides Showing Us That Ink Is Always Wedding-Appropriate

What is the world coming to?

Older women are rocking funky hairstyles. Men are wearing makeup. People are learning to love their bodies as they are. 

Society is obviously a goddamn mess right now. And if you are a bride-to-be, you need to heed this very important warning: Terrible things will happen if you walk down that aisle with tattoos showing. Things you can't come back from. Things that will ruin and haunt your marriage forever. Because why would you want to be yourself, and celebrate the things that make you happy, on your wedding day? That's insanity.

Here are some horrifying things that will DEFINITELY happen to you if you don't cover up your tattoos on your wedding day. Don't say we didn't warn you.

You certainly won't look good in those getting ready photos.

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You definitely won't look alluring. Nope.

You certainly won't look good in photos.

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And you absolutely won't be able to look elegant — tattoos are never elegant! Didn't you hear?

And you definitely won't make your future spouse smile.

In fact, we bet they won't even be able to kiss you.

Nor will they be the least bit affectionate to you.

And you'll never get that "first look" intimate shot.

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You'll probably just get divorced. After all, who could appreciate you just as you are, tattoos and all?


Because weddings are sacred and should be traditional in every way.

If your tattoos are visible, you clearly won't have any fun. At. All.

No one will give you a sweet toast.

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THEY WON'T EVEN BE HAPPY FOR YOU.

You probably won't have any support at all, even.

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And you will make your new mother-in-law CRY. YOU MONSTER.

All kidding aside, it is your day. You do you, whoever you are. And slay any bitch who tells you otherwise.