10 Slang Terms for Pregnancy That Might Insult You

One of my all-time fave scenes in the movie Grease has to be when Rizzo, played by Stockard Channing, thinks she might be pregnant with Kenickie's kid and her admission starts a whole game of telephone at the drive-in. It was like a crash course in how many different, potentially offensive slang terms there are for being pregnant.

To this day, while they may not be the most respectful ways to say you're expecting, we have some hilarious, ridiculous, and extreme ways people could refer to a little one on the way. Here, 10 of the best, illustrated for your entertainment and horror …