A child's imagination knows no boundaries. That includes boundaries that would keep a kid from making wildly inappropriate — but totally accidental, I swear, Mom, please don't ground me! — Christmas drawings. All you need is some paper, crayons, and a child, and a depiction of Santa suddenly looks like it needs a warning label. Or is that just your dirty mind working overtime?
Since art is left to interpretation, enjoy trying to work out what these children meant to draw for their holiday pictures — before they took a major detour.
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Santa explodes ... in living color
Santa's wearing a tropical shirt. And that's not all that confirms he's a dirty old man.
Um, nice hat
When Santa has visions of sugar boobs dancing on his head.
Santa's big sack
Is it just us, or is Santa working on getting on next year's naughty list?
At least he's not being a two-nicorn
Please say that Santa's pretending to be a unicorn. Please.
Can't. Unsee. This.
Santa, is that a flamingo belt, or are you just way too happy to see us?
Picasso would be proud
Santa's head may be basically abstract art, but his other, uh, appendage is definitely pop art.
You're totally fired
Santa fired the elves and hired devils, so gifts only go to the naughty.
Recurring Theme?
Is there a glitch in the Matrix or do you notice a theme?
Puff, puff, puff
Don't judge. Delivering toys is stressful and Marlboros just don't cut it.
Dirty, Dirty Santa
Know what we appreciate in a child's drawing of Santa showering naked? Proportion.
Santa is an evil dick-tator?
Fear me, my Hitler mustache, and my penis scepter of doom!
What's wrong, Santa?
Santa seems to be losing all kinds of body parts.
Hairy Christmas!
It looks like Santa needs a body wax — and a cold shower.
Which pole?
Behold, a raging North Pole!
Who, me? Just hanging out
Santa, a reindeer, and a … not candy cane.
Where are the ho ho hoes?
Snoop Dogg would approve of Santa's Ho-mobile.
Elf off the shelf
This elf won't fit on the shelf.
Rudolph has a nose?
Ready for a serious remix of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"?
Daddy > Santa
Mom can't stay off the naughty list thanks to Daddy.
Good Elf
This elf is working way too hard to become Santa's Little Helper.
