First there was waxing pubic hair into shapes, next there was vajazzling (applying crystals to the mons pubis), and now there is the latest trend in vaginal adornment — "vatooing." And if you've ever looked at your vagina and thought it looked rather plain and boring, it may be for you.
The process is very simple.
Using a stencil and some airbrushed paint, an aesthetician paints a tattoo on your upper vaginal area that lasts between 7 to 10 days. Of course, this is assuming you will avoid friction, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of vaginal adornment in the first place.
Nevertheless, the final result is cute … if by "cute" you mean weird. Because, dude. It's weird.
I kind of think men are just happy to see our bare vaginas, period. I don't think they need to see paint or crystals to want to play with us. While I admit I thought vajazzing was pretty, I'm not likely to spend my money on something quite so silly. I would rather buy a cute top or a piece of fun jewelry.
If you're interested, the Completely Bare spa in New York offers it for $115, which includes the bikini wax. From what I've read, it's better than a temporary tattoo because it fades rather than peels (which is gross) and there are more options.
I do think my husband would get a kick out of it and if I were into the bikini wax, I might pay the extra few bucks and give it a whirl. But as it stands, I would rather use my razor and spend the cash on a pair of jeans.
So, what do you think? Is this something you would try?
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