Avert Your Eyes!
Pumpkin carving has been thought of as solely a kid-friendly activity for far too long. Why does it always have to be about triangular eyes or ridiculously difficult store-bought patterns? I'm sure the pumpkins would appreciate being made into something with a little adult-humor.
Well because I know there's a silly, immature teenager in all of us, here are some rated R gourds for your adult Halloween pleasure.
(Warning: Photos may be offensive to some.)
Sexy Witch
Ooo la la! Girls have a tendency to make any and every profession slutty in costume-form so why stop there?
Boooooty-ful!
There seems to be a full moon out tonight.
Tastes like Halloween
Cannibalism at its finest. Oh wait, or would that be vegetarianism?
We have a flasher!
Hilarious! Though, if you're wanting to replicate any of these, I'd recommend keeping them strictly indoors if I were you, and only during your adults-only Halloween party. Not sure how welcoming a flasher pumpkin would be to trick-or-treaters.
