If there's one thing we know about Ke$ha — and, let's be serious here, of course we all know many, many things about Ke$ha — it's that the girl likes … well, hmm. How does one put this tactfully? Here's a hint: Tik tok, it's a … oh hell, you know what I'm talking about! And because you know exactly what I'm talking about, you won't be the least bit surprised when I tell you that Ke$ha recently came out with her own line of jewelry, and
of course Ke$ha's jewelry line is peppered with penises. Yup. Penises. As far as the eye can see. What may surprise you, however, is that you don't have to buy Ke$ha's brand of bling to get your risky accessories fix — there's plenty of wearable porn out there.
Check it out! (Warning: Sort of NSFW)
Image via NicoleAbalde/Flickr
Penis Ring
Gives new meaning to the term "cock ring."
C*nt Necklace
Talk about a "statement necklace!"
Penis Earrings
Do you hear what I hear? (Hint: I hear a penis!)
Bondage Pendant
For the 50 Shades fan, of course.
Horny Necklace
Because, why beat around the bush? So to speak.
'Delete My Browser History' Cuff
Well. This one really hits home, doesn't it?
Boob Necklace
It's a boob! It's an eyeball! It's an eyeboob! It's … oh, whatever. A boob necklace! HAHAHA!
Naked Couple Ring
Turn a simple wave "hello" into a secret sexytime signal! Actually, don't.
