Being __a mom with a vibrato__r is a double-edged sword. Sure, now that you've got such a full (and often stressful) day, you need that release of a little solo time more than ever. It's crucial.
But you've also got bright, curious tykes running around your dwelling. This can make keeping anything truly hidden virtually impossible. What's a lady in need of a little release to do?
Invest in a vibrator that does the job when it has to and stays nice and discreet during its off hours, that's what. And never fret, frustrated ladies! We're here to help!
We've come up with a list of 10 totally discreet vibrators. These things are beyond mom-friendly. You can pop them in your purse, or even hide some of them in your make-up bag.
There's even an option you can leave hiding in plain sight, like on the dining room table. There's another you can wear around your neck if you're feeling extra cheeky. Read on to learn more about how to de-stress your special-alone-time with an assist from these incognito sex toys.
How do you keep your toys hidden?
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"It's Just Nail Polish!"
This totally rad and purse-friendly vibe gets the job done…and we aren't talking about your nails. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
"Excuse Me While I Touch Up"
It may not be long-lasting or moisturizing, but this tiny disguised vibe will certainly leave you satisfied all the same.
"No You Absolutely Cannot Borrow My Mascara"
Which came first, the vibrating mascara or the fake mascara vibrator? The world may never know.
"Nobody Likes Chapped Lips"
Hydration is definitely important, and so is a little me time. This O balm might not be able to help you with the first, but it's got the second down.
"Mirror, Mirror"
As a lady, I am forever searching for a mirror in my purse, often in vain. This vibe serves two purposes, scratching that itch and helping you make sure you're presentable afterwards.
"Getting Dirty & Getting Clean"
Getting clean never felt so dirty. Just make sure you provide a second pouf, you know, for guests.
"I Have to Take This Call"
Reach out and touch someone. And by someone I mean yourself.
"I Love Your Necklace!"
This nipple vibrator is hidden in plain sight! It doubles as a beautiful necklace, just like, maybe don't let a lot of people touch it? Either that or invest in some wet wipes. We're buzzing about this one.
"Let's Make-Up"
Bronzer is a girl's best friend….unless you count this incognito vibe. It definitely earns bestie status, though maybe don't ever try to use it to put on powder. Just sayin'.
"Mail Call"
You can keep these vibrators out and proud in your living room or even kitchen! These beautiful wood blocks will definitely take you to another level — be it in the bedroom or in the design of your home.
