Hi, my name is Adriana, and I have posted obnoxious couples selfies. I admit, I am guilty of this. Just the other week while on a trip with my boyfriend we snapped a photo of ourselves kissing in front of a sculpture that spelled out LOVE. I know, right? And I SHARED it. Why? Because I'm happy, that's why. And because it was freakin' adorable … to me, anyway. But deep down I knew I was doing that thing couples do: Sharing the sappy couples selfie. I'm still not sorry, and I may even do it again. However, I will try not to. And just to prove I know what to avoid, I've compiled a list of classic annoying couples selfies none of us should ever take, no matter how happy we are.
The Goodnight Kiss
Ugh, Jessica Simpson, get a roo– oh wait, you are in your room. In fact, you're in bed. I don't really want to be here with you and your husband. I'm so uncomfortable. And I'm also wondering if there's a third party taking this photo because I don't see either of your arms extended. Double ew.
The Bathroom Selfie
I have to believe this was Kimye's witty way of mocking the classic OK Cupid bathroom selfie we've all seen too many times. Otherwise …. ugh.
The Ogle
This is Sam Worthington and his girlfriend but you'd never know it because his eyeballs have fallen into her cleavage.
The Kissing Close-Up
Too. Close.
The Gratuitous Bling Flasher
And did you happen to see my huuuuuge engagement ring? I could pick on these two all day, but I'll move on.
The Vacation You Took Without Us
Okay, fine, technically this isn't a selfie. But you know what I'm talking about — total bliss in some impossibly gorgeous setting far, far away.
The One Where One of You Looks Annoyed
I could just be reading this wrong, but does Tom Brady look like he's barely tolerating this selfie business?
The Misdirected Declaration of Love
Yes Aaron Paul. We know. We know. (Aw crap, I tried to find a selfie of Aaron's that annoyed me but I failed — I even love this, to be honest.)
