8 Horrifying Wedding Photo Disasters (PHOTOS)

Everyone who's ever tried to take the perfect wedding photos knows what a feat it can be. Getting everyone to look at the camera and smile — with their eyes open — all at the same time is hard enough. Add things like wind, uncooperative flower girls, and alcohol consumption, and taking a decent picture becomes nigh unto impossible. But we manage — most of us, anyway. And then there are the few, the proud, the people who pull off some of the most disastrous wedding photos ever seen.

Wedding Party Plunge

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Why yes, we are still watching this video of a wedding party crashing into a lake when the dock collapses over and over again. It never gets old!

Groom With Wandering Hands

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@reactive/Twitter

Oh Phil. Already?!?

This Bride Is Missing Something Important

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Actually, there's just no way to take a tasteful, appropriate wedding portrait with a gown like that.

Lady, There's a Baby in Your Gown

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"Now why didn't I think of accessorizing with a baby?" said no bride ever. This has to go down as the weirdest wedding photo I've ever seen.

Wedding Photo Bomb by Speedo

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I think this is the one you'll want to put in a silver frame on the mantel.

Wedding Photo Bomb by -- OMG!

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@VisualDataPros

This has to be Photoshopped, but we're including it anyway because OMG, BELUGA WHALE!!!

We Don't Even Want to Know What's Going on Here

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@mslakegeorge/Twitter

Pantsless, on a marble horse, in a fountain, I just cannot ….

Check Out the Bride's Legs

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@carrigman/Twitter

Maybe next time rethink the horse ride.