10 Hilarious & Embarrassing Thanksgiving Autocorrects

Thanksgiving. It's a wonderful holiday for anyone who doesn't mind the stress of cleaning, shopping, and cooking. Sometimes when we're scurrying around in the midst of prepping for the big day, we have a tendency to rush those texts, am I right? That's when Autocorrect has a chance to step in and provide some much-needed, though often shocking, humor.

Oh that Autocorrect. It's always there to provide a little added "flavor" to our everyday text communications — and the holiday season certainly is no different! On top of the work of being parents, we're crazy busy making lists, contacting family, cooking, rushing about, traveling, and basically trying not to lose our minds a little bit. In other words, we're prime candidates for autocorrect blunders — and wow, sometimes, those "corrections" can end up being so dang funny, or even downright embarrassingly PG-13! Sorry, Dad! 

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Check out some of these wonderfully funny Autocorrect fails we found just in time for Thanksgiving. These will give us all the laughs we need this hectic holiday season. 

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Lick vs. Lock

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Damn You Autocorrect

With so many delicious foods served on Thanksgiving, there's no reason to lick yourself, right?

Save That for Halloween

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Damn You Autocorrect

Hosting is enough work! You don't want to agree to take on any more than that!

The Butcher Sure Is Glad We're Here!

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Damn You AutoCorrect

We know the butcher is happy to see us, but let's keep this professional!

Where's Granny??

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Autocorrect Fail

Oh, no! Poor Granny! This is not the kind of news you want to receive by text right before a holiday!

Oh, Uncle Gary, Put That Away!

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DamnYouAutocorrect

Grandpa's gravy stories are enough to endure. But while we appreciate Uncle Gary's attempts to create a distraction, this isn't the way to go about it!

Leave Mom's You-Know-What Out of This!

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Damn You Autocorrect

Cleaning the china seems a lot more helpful — not to mention appropriate!

Hold the Sauce

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DamnYouAutocorrect

Hmmm … we've never tried this sauce, but we'll say no thanks just the same!

Put That Turkey Where?

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DamnYouAutocorrect

We're on board with deep frying, but not if it involves this!

Well, That's an Unexpected Side Dish

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DamnYouAutocorrect

Cats? Um, we'll stick with the more traditional side dishes, thanks!

We Love Bacon but Now You're Going Too Far!

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DamnYouAutocorrect

We can see how "turducken" might trip up Autocorrect, but this is too much! Though I'm sure some kids wouldn't mind being swaddled in bacon!