Butt appreciation is a beautiful thing… so why not reward yourself or your best booty-loving friend with something cool this Christmas?
Here are 16 cool things that are perfect for anyone who's obsessed with butts.
Butt-shaped nail polish, $7.99
Your eyes aren't deceiving you. Butt-shaped nail polish ($7.99, Bootie Babe) is here in a butt-load of colors!
Superhero Butts tote bag, $14.99
This Superhero Butts tote bag ($14.99, Society6) gives Superman, Spiderman, and Batman credit for their most underrated superpower: Booty swag!
Pastel Butt Throw Pillow, $25.99
The Pastel Butt Throw Pillow ($25.99, Look Human) design can also be ordered as a pillow case or larger-sized outdoor pillow.
Frank Body Booty Sleep gift set, $25
Frank Body Booty Sleep gift set ($25, Urban Outfitters) includes an eye mask with butts printed on the inside and a Glow Mask for skin rejuvenation.
"Big Butt So What" hoodie, $39.99
Celebrate big booties with this Big Butt So What hoodie ($39.99, Look Human) OR grab this same design as a t-shirt, baby onesie, tank top, or sweatshirt.
WWE Booty O's cereal and tee bundle, $29.99
Yes, Booty-O's ($29.99, WWE) exist. Yes, WWE wrestlers as fascinated by butts as you are. And yes, this cereal comes with edible mini-butt charms and a T-shirt inside.
Probably Thinking About Butts coffee mug, $15
Show pride in your love of butts with this unapologetic Probably Thinking About Butts mug ($15, Look Human).
Pastel Butt Pattern Mug, $13.99
The Pastel Butt Pattern mug ($15.99, Look Human) is a hot seller on the Look Human website — so grab this booty-ful mug while there are a few still left.
Heart-shaped leggings, $6.99
These heart-shaped leggings ($6.99, Amazon) are definitely going to turn up your belfie game (butt + selfie).
Pastel Butt Stickers, $10
The Pastel Butt stickers ($10, Look Human) come as 8 x 10 sticker sheets. You can also order the reusable decals ($19, Look Human) if you'd like them to stick around a lot longer.
Westminster Butt Face soap, $14.59
The Westminster Butt Face soap ($14.59, Amazon) is a two-sided bar that works as a gag gift for neat-freak friends *and* is actually a real cleansing soap.
Peach Emoji coffee mug, $9.99
The Peach Emoji coffee mug ($9.99, Society6) comes in two sizes different sizes.
Butt Putt Golf Game, $20.99
The Butt Putt ($20.99, Walmart) is a hilarious butt-shaped golf game that makes…ahem…sounds when you sink a "hole in the bum."
Butt Crack jeans, $60
Butts Keychain, $17.69
Grab this handmade Butts keychain ($17.69, Etsy) for a *really* random conversation piece.
Peach Fuzz Butt-Shaped Soap, $12
This Peach Fuzz butt-shaped soap ($12, Etsy) comes with a red hot kiss on the left cheek *and* a peach scent mixed with ginger and black tea.
