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Cheetos unveiled a holiday collection last week — and it includes makeup!
The line is cheekily called "Designs by Chester Cheetah" and features all sorts of interesting Cheetos-inspired products, including a Cheeteau perfume ($18.99) and the coveted Colour de Cheetos Bronzer ($11.99).
Colour de Cheetos will give you an enviable orange glow, BUT...
...it has a super odd warning: "Paint is affected by heat, so it is best kept indoors, under 75 degrees and in a dry, dust-free environment."
There's no ingredients list but the description says it's made from "the finest skin stuff."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Maybe it's a packaging warning, but STILL. My pores are clogging at even the THOUGHT of putting a chemical-laden, processed cheese-inspired paint on my face.
Cheetos also offers *safer* holiday products. These leggings have already sold out!
You can still snag this Flamin' Hot nap sack and cap, though.
Honestly, who could resist this purrfect onesie?
Hell, I'd even take a six-pack of Cheetos toilet paper over the bronzer.
No matter what, you can bet we'll be seeing these gifts pop up on social media soon.
