Plus-size Sailor Moon clothes finally exist

Sailor Scouts, rejoice! Japanese fashion brand PUNYUS has released the most amazing plus-size Sailor Moon clothing line — and you're going to want EVERYTHING.

Check out this fly as hell Sailor Moon uniform dress!

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This pink dress costs around $87 USD, and comes in sizes from 12-14 (a size one) to 16-18 (size 4).

The details are stunning — the (removable) bow even has an embroidered transformation brooch on it.

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And of course, it also comes in blue.

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Because DUH.

And this gingham romper with ruffled sleeves is MOON PRISM MAGIC.

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This bad boy is about $79 USD, and comes in sizes one through four, with a four having about a 44" waist measurement. The size chart can be found here.

BUT IT GETS BETTER: there's a jumpsuit for each of the Sailor Scouts!

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#squadgoals

Sailor Moon has pink gingham (naturally).

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Sailor Venus is yellow...

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Sailor Mars is a bright red...

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Sailor Jupiter's romper is green...

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And if you're more of a Sailor Mercury, your suit is blue.

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As an aside, how cute is model Naomi Watanabe, who stars in this campaign???

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I'm obsessed.

If plaid isn't your thing, there's also a Sailor Senshi-print pastel playsuit that will rock your world.

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The jumpsuit comes in green, pink, and blue (which the site confusingly translates as "Saxophone"), costs around $77 USD, and goes up to around a size 16.

The material has prints of the five "Inner Scouts" — Moon, Mercury, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter.

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And — because guardian cats needs love, too — there's an insanely adorable striped Luna dress.

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This babydoll-style dress costs about $48 USD and maxes out at around a size 16. Check the size chart for more info.

You'd better believe this dress comes in six colors, so you can have one for almost every day of the week!

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Blessed.

And now that you've fallen in love with every single piece here, I'm about to break your heart — these clothes are ONLY available in Japan.

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PUNYUS doesn't do overseas delivery, according to the website, and there are currently no US vendors selling this collection.

And even if you managed to get a friend in Tokyo to order you everything, I have even worse news: a lot of the items — and a lot of the sizes — are sold out.

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This adorable Chibi Moon tee is totally sold out — and there's no word on if PUNYUS will restock anything.

So until the PUNYUS x Sailor Moon comes to the US — and who knows if that will ever happen — we'll just have to console ourselves knowing that plus-size Sailor Moon fashion DOES exist.

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In the meantime, I'm booking a cheap flight to Japan and taking an empty suitcase.