St. Patrick's Day is upon us, and that means you need enough green clothing in the house so that no one gets pinched. Are you ready? Because, for reasons having to do with the mischievous nature of a diminutive Irish supernatural being, we are all in danger if our wardrobe fails to represent in the color spectrum. Keep your kids safe from the pinchers!
Here are five outfits to protect your little ones from this annual assault.
This green unicorn shirt has all the mythic creatures covered.
This tee features an image of a unicorn made from shamrocks and rainbows. It has all the mythical creatures, plants, and weather phenomena covered, and it's plenty green for St. Paddy's Day. It's an all-in-one myth safety shirt. It will keep the mischief at bay and look adorable on your young one.
A dinosaur made of clover
This tee is so cute! That fierce dinosaur is made from tiny shamrocks, and to be honest, I wish they made it in adult sizes, because I would wear that every year.
Put one on your child while you have a child who will fit into it. The green will keep them safe. And the dinosaur will eat anyone who tries any leprechaun mischief.
This retro Disney mouse for luck
This retro Disney Mickey Mouse looks like a collector's item and is sure to bring your little leprechaun luck. Mickey is holding a four-leaf clover and looks pretty happy about it.
Wear the shamrock for luck
No branding here, just a shamrock for luck and the necessary green to keep the pinching, tricks, and mischievous little leprechauns from playing pranks. This shirt will fit your older children, because the green pinching tyranny only gets worse as we get older.
Star Wars rebels are lucky, too!
Your Star Wars fan will love to wear this green version of the rebel symbol. It's formed from shamrocks, for luck, and will be the coolest protection from non-green mischief at school.
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