I have a theory about all those cutsey baby onesies with the sayings on them. It's the only thing keeping us sane until that baby starts talking. Wait, have you gone through the "I'm so desperate for this baby to talk that I'll sit here for an hour saying Mama like an idiot" stage yet? You will. In the meantime, there are plenty of onesies out there that will let you say anything you want for your baby.
In fact, the whole "baby onesie" field has gotten cluttered with people saying a little too much for babies. The creepy onesies people actually expect you to put on a baby have gotten out of control.
I'm talking the onesies with curse words, the onesies with sexual references, and worse! You wouldn't believe the kind of sayings people will plaster across a baby's chest. I'm hoping (dear God) that they won't actually teach their kids to say them later, but who knows …. Check 'em out.
Which ones do you find offensive? Would you put any of them on your baby?
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Why not just make one that says, "I'm raising my kid to be a jerk like me" and be done with it?
Really?
Bullying starts early?
Because everyone should be thinking about the size of your son's penis ...
Even if it's true, some things don't need to be shared on a baby's chest
Objectifying women already, is he?
Shouldn't we be glad her motor skills haven't developed enough for this gesture?
Then Daddy's a jerk
See those boobs? They're not hers.
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