The Worst School Names of All Time

What's in a name? A lot, apparently. A Jacksonville, Florida school board is considering changing the name of its Nathan B Forrest High School because it was named after the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. I am sure, once upon a time, the folks whose children attended the school thought that was an awesome idea. Clearly it's time for a change. It's understandable that they would opt for something more politically correct. But this got us thinking about other educational institutions with unfortunate titles — and boy are there a lot. Take a look at the 9 worst school names of all time.

What other awful school names have you heard of?

Pansy Kidd Middle School

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Pansy Kidd Middle School

With Pansy Kidd on their team jerseys, can you imagine the kind of ribbing they get from the opposing players?

Universidad de Morón

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Universidad de Moron

Yea, that's just what you want on your resume.

Weed High

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Weed High School

Definitely gives new meaning to the term "high school."

Climax-Shelly School

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Climax Shelly School

A learning center where everyone gets a happy ending?

Cockermouth School

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Cockermouth School

Whoever came up with that name must have been a total d**k.

Te Puke High School

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Te Puke High School

Biggest perk: every locker comes with its own barf bag.

Hooker Elementary School

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Worthington Hooker School

When you think about the fact that it's the oldest profession, this is kind of like studying the classics.

The Porny School

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Porny School

They will eventually see it on the Internet anyway. Why not get an early start.

Coon School

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Coon School

Where the smartest raccoons enroll.