No matter how much we warn them or bring up the list of possible punishments, it seems some kids will still find a way to land themselves in trouble. And their mishaps only get crazier as they get older. From the subtly hilarious to the downright inappropriate, these kids' detention slips tell only a fraction of the real story.
Think your kids have cornered the market on crazy antics? Take a look at the most ridiculous things kids have done to get in trouble at school … and go ahead and laugh. Kids are still kids, after all.
What's the craziest thing your child has done to get a detention?
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Man of Steel
Well can you deny it? Do you need a cape to make it real?
Fashion Sense
We would just like to ask how in the world he went about stapling kids' clothes together. A lot of questions to be asked…
A Brand New Kind of Game
An at-school pooping contest? Wow. Kids these days.
Dance-Off
Ya hear? This isn't free. Pay up…
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Inappropriate Searches
It was purely for medical and educational reasons, he swears.
Pugs
In his defense, pugs ARE awfully cute.
New Michael Scott
Well, jokes are dead.
Fly
What kid doesn't try this at some point or another?
Lighten Up, Man!
Punny … or insane?
Fight the System
There are no office chair races allowed here. Forget starting a competition!
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Watch Me!
Wathcing too much Jersey Shore, we think.
Parking Space Change
Well this one might top them all.
That's an impressive parking job, isn't it?
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Wait... WHAT?!
This is… just… no words.
Banned Doodles
Maybe the drawing was just… too good?
Asking for It
Did he really think that'd be an OK thing to say?
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Defending Friends
That's some major defense of your squad that's been taken to a whole new level.
TMI!
Over share, over share, major over share. We're sure Grandma would not like this spread around.
No Fun for Timmy
Not a school-sanctioned event or activity, that's for sure.
Nope, Nope, Nope
Well he deserves detention for that one. That's just plain unsafe.
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Hmm... Nope
Hey, it was just a question!
No Questions Asked
This is not the Miracle on Ice here, kid. Catch it later at home.
Now Is Not the Time, Kevin!
Kevin, save the Slurpee trip for later, please. That shouldn't have to be repeated.