Baby onesies are an infant clothing staple. They're easy to put on, and they're easy to take off. They're like the plain canvas for clothes. They can be worn under clothes or over clothes and seriously come in handy during a blow-out in the middle of the store. (Yikes!) The best part about onesies is the prints or messages that come on them. Babies aren't old enough to have a say in the outfits they wear, so it's an outlet for mom and dad to show off their style. In many cases, what baby wears can also show off parents' personality as well, depending on the onesie. Some are funny, and others are disturbing. And others are a way to throw it back to the '90s and proudly.
We are fans of the funny onesie. In our search we found some that are too crude and those are not very nice to see on a baby. But we did find lots of one-pieces that are sure to make parents and strangers alike laugh. Whether parents buy the onesie to show off their sense of humor or if loved ones purchase one to get a laugh at the baby shower, any one of these will do the trick.
In this day and age, photos of kids are a major part of parent life. (OK, everyone's life thanks to Instagram.) Because of this, outfits can actually be seen by someone other than the person dressing the baby on a daily basis. Think of the Instagram posts! People can actually get famous from the funny things their kids do or wear. In other words, the sense of humor depicted in the form of these onesies will not be for naught. Take a look at them below, have a laugh then pick one for the baby to wear — and maybe look back on as an adult and cringe (or laugh). Lots of people will find them funny. And a select few will send messages mom or dad is thinking but can't say. Enjoy!
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Onesie
This one is for fans of The Office. We all know these are four of Dwight's favorite things, so why not have baby blast it to the world?
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Onesie ($20, Tee Public)
“Tinder Date Went Well” Onesie
Dating app relationships becoming more popular means babies from dating app relationships are too. This onesie is brutally honest about that progression.
“Tinder Date Went Well” Onesie ($15, Amazon)
For Fox Sake Onesie
This one isn't groundbreaking, but it'll illicit a chuckle from anyone who loves a good pun. Plus, that fox is pretty cute.
For Fox Sake Onesie ($15, Amazon)
Ice Ice Baby Onesie
Vanilla Ice fans, let the baby do a mic drop and impress all of the '90s kids with this Ice Ice (Baby) onesie. Sorry, but it will get stuck in people's heads.
Ice Ice Baby Onesie ($17, Vulgar Baby)
Mommy Advice Baby Bodysuit
Unsolicited parenting advice sucks. Instead of biting one's tongue, let the baby do the telling off, er talking, with this "advice" warning onesie.
Mommy Advice Baby Bodysuit ($17, Vulgar Baby)
Storm Pooper Baby Bodysuit
Star Wars fans hopefully have a sense of humor. This onesie plays on the fact that babies poop a lot and turns little Storm Troopers into Storm Poopers.
Storm Pooper Baby Bodysuit ($17, Vulgar Baby)
Baby Food Critic Bodysuit
Calling all foodies. This look is perfect for making sure everyone knows that baby is just a critical as mom and dad when it comes to eating. It's also just a hilariously adorable onesie.
Baby Food Critic Bodysuit ($5, Target)
If You Can Read This Onesie
Taking a page from Drake, sort of, this onesie tells it like it is. If person holding baby can read the onesie, that person is close enough to change the diaper.
If You Can Read This Onesie ($15, Etsy)
Shhh I'm Hiding from the Paparazzi Onesie
Babies can't tell everyone that they're tired of being held or having their photo taken by loved ones, but their shirt can in a funny way. Put it on during nap time for optimal impact.
Shhh I'm Hiding from the Paparazzi Onesie ($19, CafePress)
I'm Into Fitness Onesie
This onesie is PG-13, so blinders on for those easily offended. Let the world know via the baby that breastfeeding will probably take place and baby will enjoy it.
Im Into Fitness Onesie ($17, Etsy)
No Hablo Baby Onesie
Whether the baby wearing this onesie will speak English or Spanish, this shirt is a blunt and funny way to tell people the little one is not interested in what they have to say. "Where's my nose?? No hablo."
No Hablo Baby Onesie ($13, Etsy)
Tattoo Sleeve Onesie
There's nothing cuter than a baby pretending to be a felon right? Maybe not to some people, but if the thought of a baby in tattoos hits the funny bone, this onesie is the right choice.
Tattoo Sleeve Onesie ($37, Etsy)
All Because of Netflix & Chill Onesie
OK, we couldn't resist adding another Netflix onesie because it's just too easy. This one riffs off if the "All Started With a Beer" cutesie song and replaces it with "All Because of Netflix & Chill." It's not wrong!
All Because of Netflix & Chill Onesie ($17, Etsy)
Get Milk Onesie
The phrase "Get rich or die trying" has officially been babyfied. The new saying is "Get milk or cry tryin" because that's exactly what babies are gonna do.
Get Milk Onesie ($15, Bitsy Bug Boutique)
Sriracha Baby Onesie
Any hot sauce fans out there? Have hot sauce in the bag, or Baby Bjorn, with this little sirachi onesie. It's just too good to resist.
Sriracha Baby Onesie ($29, Uncommon Goods)
Shrimp Sushi Onesie
If given the chance, should parents turn their infants into baby sushi rolls? The answer is yes, always yes. Warning: It does cause hunger.
Shrimp Sushi Onesie ($21, Etsy)
I Still Live With My Parents Onesie
Given the current uptick in grown-up children having to move back home, this shirt is just funny and relevant. Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.
I Still Live With My Parents Onesie ($20, Sarcastic Me)
Chubby. Bald. Unemployed. Onesie
There's nothing wrong with being chubby, bald, or unemployed, but it's an ironic stereotype when it's worn by a baby. Mainly because it's actually quite true?
Chubby. Bald. Unemployed. Onesie ($20, Walmart)
World's Most Expensive Alarm Clock Infant Onesie
This is on a funny list but it's also just accurate. Mind-blowing isn't it?
World's Most Expensive Alarm Clock Infant Onesie ($20, Sarcastic Me)
Little A-- Kicker Infant Onesie
Walking Dead fans will get this reference. It basically means the baby is capable of surviving birth during a zombie apocalypse.
Little Ass Kicker Infant Onesie ($20, Sarcastic Me)
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