Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard … what else is there to say, really? I mean, let's face it: Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard is the very best kind of Alexander Skarsgard there could ever be, and Alexander Skarsgard is the very best kind of man there could ever be, so, well, FF ASkars pretty much cover all the bases you ever cared about in one fell swoop. Ya dig?
Or so I thought. Apparently, however, there's a LOT more to say about Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard than merely ** stares blankly, jaw on floor **. That's right, for some reason the split-second junk shot destined for record-setting slow-motion replays from Sunday's True Blood Season 6 Finale has been stirring up all sorts of debate — much of it rather mean-spirited — about Eric Northman's Hammer of the Gods, so to speak (that's sort of a Viking reference, right?).
Too big? Too small? Just right? To say nothing of the potentially size-changing powers of that snowy mountain top … anyway, point is, people are obsessed with what's in Alexander Skarsgard's pants (what else is new?) and they've been saying some dang funny stuff about it. Here are a few of the funniest remarks we've seen on the interwebs this week, illustrated by stills from a few of our favorite True Blood characters' funniest moments.
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The Epiphany
"I saw the stake between Eric Northman's legs on @TrueBloodHBO. If THAT'S what a man's supposed to look like, I've been doing it wrong … "
The Pleasant Surprise
"Oh my goodness me!"
The Internal Struggle
"Shrinkage from the cold perhaps … ? No, it was a respectable size. Having said that, I would have rather seen Jason, Alcide or Jessica's new Kurt-Cobain-ish boyfriend do frontal nudity."
The "Yes, Please"
"Alex's body is ridiculous and what he was packing looked damn good to me. I can just imagine what that gorgeous thing would be like at full attention."
The Equalizer
"Wow, lots of harsh comments. His penis while not big was completely normal and FLACCID. Things get bigger when erect. I'd have no complaints if he wanted to share with me his normal sized, lovely penis. His sex appeal goes beyond all of that anyway. Glad he felt comfortable with his body to share it. As such I don't think people should be so critical. It's shallow, RUDE, and unbecoming."
The Huh?
"So basically all the women who watch True Blood watch it for the 'hot men' on the show and are hoping to see their genitals? And then when they do see them, they expect too see something freakish like a porn-star? Now I know why my wife likes to watch the show."
