With all the shopping, wrapping, baking, and mailing we have to do during the holiday season, who has time to proofread each and every text? We multitasking and delegating and that's enough work as it is! But consider this fair warning — sometimes it's worth giving those texts a once-over as Autocorrect can be both naughty and nice!
We know it's really not our day when Autocorrect turns the delicious "dry rub" we planning for our holiday roast into a, eh em, "dry hump" in a text message. Thanks, Autocorrect, for turning the family dinner into something terrible we now can't un-imagine. And it's hard to believe what Autocorrect can do to make a Black Forest Hot Chocolate sound pretty unappetizing. Sheesh. Time to really watch what we're texting, so as not to alienate the relatives this season.
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Santa Claus would surely put coal in our stockings if he came across texts like these in our phones. Check out our roundup of hilarious Autocorrect mishaps that happened during the busy holidays, and let's be glad they didn't happen to us … or not yet anyway …
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Santa's Doing What at the Mall?
We know that sometimes mall Santas don't smell so fresh, but this is taking it to a new level of gross!
What Would Mom Really Like This Christmas?
Betcha nobody else gets Mom a horny man this Christmas! But do they really sell them at Hallmark?
Rudolph Will Not Like This One Bit, er, Bite!
Poor deer! The whole thought of this is enough to turn us into vegetarians.
We'll Stick With Coal, Thanks!
Oh, Santa, I don't want to see that in my stocking — at least not if I have to open it in front of Grandma!
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Meet Christmas Carlos!
Is Christmas Carlos the new Elf on the Shelf? No, just a typo. Oh well.
Definitely Stick With Black Forest!
While stores are clambering to come up with creative beverages, hot chocolate should always be family-friendly, right?
Duck, We Mean Duck
Sure, the duck would like a year off, but the other is definitely not a substitute.
Touched by Whom?
If we're going to be touched by a stranger this season, an angel seems like our best bet!
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The Poor, Poor Roast
Things vs. Thongs
Are homemade thongs high up on your wish list? No, they're not on ours either!
Fur-Lined Crocs Sound Nice for Mom -- The Other Not So Much
Hmmm, when it comes to keeping your feet warm and toasty this winter, we get the fur-lined Crocs, but the other just sounds more like a bachelorette party item than a gift for Mom.
Um, I Think You Could Go to Jail for That
Kids are excited enough about Christmas, surely they don't need drugs to get in the spirit of the holiday! Let the wonder of the season work its magic!
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What Would You Do With a Baby Minister?
We've never seen a baby minister on sale — even on Black Friday — so we'll just stick with the baby monitor, thanks!
These Are Definitely Bad Neighbors
We've seen the three wise men used as lawn decor, but never three dead walruses — thankfully!
Leave Those Drugs at Home This Year
Do drugs really complement ham? Not so much. Definitely bring Doug instead.
We'd Love to Get THIS Holiday Card!
Clearly this texter is a fan of Orange Is the New Black … at least we hope!
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A Box of Children, Chicken, or Chocolates -- Your Pick!
The holidays are filled with tough choices, but we think we'll go with chocolates, thanks, so much easier to manage!
Could You Be More Specific?
We know you can find a lot of things at Old Navy, but are they really stocking sweet boyfriends these days?
We'd Follow This Band for Sure!
Wow, this definitely sounds like an interesting alternative to your traditional Christmas music. Sign us up!
