Decorating one's home is a highly personal pursuit — and a particularly challenging one for people with quirkier tastes. Sure, you can find beige couches and natural wood kitchen tables anywhere, but a chair shaped like a high-heeled shoe? That's a job for Amazon.com, where there are enough truly bizarre home decor items to satisfy even the strangest of interior design demands.
Whether you're looking for yourself or are in need of a delightfully weird housewarming gift, the selections featured are sure to do the trick. Get that credit card ready!
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Cheeky Monkey Clock
Just think about how much more fun your life would be if whenever you needed to know what time it was you were forced to look at a wild-eyed smoking monkey wearing a fez! Considering it's gonna be the best thing that's ever happened to you, The Cheeky Monkey Rolling Eyes Clock ($14, amazon.com) is a steal.
High Heel Shoe Chair
No children's bedroom would be complete without a High Heel Shoe Chair in Leopard Print ($115, amazon.com): Where better to sit and dream about someday meeting your idols, Snooki and Teresa Giudice?
Stone Novelty Knobs
Once upon a time, cave people were forced to use random stones for knobs. Bring back primitive chic with these novelty knobs — or just go outside and gather up some rocks because these are pretty expensive: Stone Novelty Knobs ($72 for set of 4; amazon.com).
Sacred Purity Unicorn Wine Holder
Whoa there, unicorn! Looks to us like this mythical creature could use an intervention. Still, as novelty items promoting magical drunkenness go, this Sacred Purity Unicorn Wine Holder ($15, amazon.com) is pretty useful.
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Evil Skeleton Decorative Toilet Paper Holder
Sometimes sitting in the bathroom gets lonely. Pick up a Evil Skeleton Decorative Toilet Paper Holder ($19, amazon.com), and you'll always have a friend to keep you company while you do your business — a horrifyingly sinister friend who wants to kill you.
Moustache Candles
You know what's funny? Candles with moustaches. Because candles don't have hair, duh!! Get it?? Witty candles are the best. Such a deal: Candle Holders with Handmade Quirky Wooden Moustache ($11 for set of 2, amazon.com).
Westminster Butt/Face Soap
With the help of this ingenious product, its makers promise you'll "never use the same side of the soap on opposing body parts again!" Stock your spare bathroom with Westminster Butt/Face Soap ($8, amazon.com), and you'll be able to kiss your guests good-bye with confidence!
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Gamer Salt & Pepper Shakers
Geek out while you pig out with these Gamer Salt and Pepper Shakers ($16, amazon.com). But be careful you don't get them mixed up with your actual controllers, because those don't season food very well.
Reflective Zucchini Pencil Holder
Um, what? Seriously though, WHAT? Are we talking about a shiny vegetable here, or a particularly thoughtful squash? Is "zucchini" slang for something I don't know about? Well, based on the price of the Reflective Zucchini Pencil Holder ($35, amazon.com), I guess I'll never find out.
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Fake Roast Duck Decoration
Some people like putting out bowls of fake fruit in their kitchen because, well, I don't know why actually. But other people? Other people like putting out a Fake Roast Duck Decoration ($29, amazon.com) in their kitchen because, well, I REALLY don't know why.
Giraffe Wall Sticker
Dinnertime is dullsville — unless there's a wild animal peeking his head out to watch you eat through a window that's not really there! Check out this Giraffe Windows Scenery Wall Mural ($6, amazon.com). At that price, at least you won't feel bad when you get tired of being stared at and rip this peeping giraffe down.
Movie Quote Stair Decals
While I don't really understand the point of these Movie Quote Stair Decals ($36, amazon.com), it would be fun to have people over and make them guess which movies the quotes were from, then jump over all the stairs they got wrong. Unless they were really bad at movie trivia, because then somebody would probably get hurt.
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