Realistic Poop Nails Exist, So We’re Canceling the Internet Today

Y'all officially have permission to throw your smart phones in the river because the Internet has officially gone to sh*t. I'm not even speaking hyperbolically. I mean this entirely literally.

Russian nail artists Nail Sunny are known for their wild nail designs but perhaps their obsession with poop is by far the most out there.

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Is chocolate officially ruined for you too?

It's a no from me.

And I already know what you're thinking:

"What do you mean obsession? It is one silly video!"

No, my friends, they did this TWICE, but this time with an acrylic pooping butt.

Oh, and they aren't the only ones to do this.

In fact, there are a sh*t ton of people who are into poop nails.

These are less graphic, but yanno, still designed entirely around poop.

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