Fair warning: This is one of those stories that'll leave you hardcore cringing from second-hand embarrassment. But it is also one that might leave you nearly peeing your pants with laughter, so … perhaps the trade-off is worth it. It comes to us from Twitter user @analKABAO, who claims that his grandma recently discovered his sex toys while staying in his room. Perhaps that's somewhat unsurprising for a guy who goes by the handle @analKABAO, but still. Buckle, up folks, because that is just the half of this cringe-worthy tale …
The 21-year-old, who's from Japan, doesn't just own your run-of-the-mill, garden variety sex toys.
He owns a pair of silicone vaginas, sometimes called "flesh lights," designed for solo masturbation. (Why he owns two identical ones is beyond me, but I guess that's neither here nor there.)
Normally, these lady gloves sit hidden in a drawer somewhere, only to see the light of day when he's alone.
But they were recently unearthed when his grandma mistook them for a pair of pink thermal socks, and OMG was it a sight to behold.
The grandma had apparently put them on trying to warm her chilly feet, and … wow. Just wow.
He walked in on her, dangling her faux vagina-clad feet from the edge of a bed, in a moment that I can only expect was horror mixed with the most uncomfortable laughter ever.
Naturally, the man took to Twitter to share both the tale and photographic evidence, which just serves to add to the absurdity of the whole thing.
While it's unclear whether he broke the news to Grandma about what she really had on her feet, he did inform her that they were not socks, and that she should probably remove them ASAP.
But given the fact that the "socks" were designed to be rather … er … conforming, he had to give them each a helluva tug before they finally came off.
(Oh, to be a fly on that wall … )
Unsurprisingly, Twitter was equal parts amused and horrified by the whole thing.
To date, the original tweet has over 78.5K retweets and 236K likes. Among them are also countless comments from users who said they were laughing so hard they were practically shaking.
And, for good measure, the Twitter user also included a video of himself pulling them off his grandma's feet, which was quite a task.
OMG can you imagine?? For starters, I would probably drop dead of a heart attack if my grandma rifled through my drawers and discovered a sex toy. Full stop. But to walk into the room and essentially see your nana wearing a pair of vagina socks is just … honestly, it is next-level crazy.
Here's hoping this grandma eventually did find a pair of socks to keep her feet warm — and that her grandson finds a new hiding place for his fake vagina toys. Because man is that an uncomfortable scenario he wouldn't want to live through twice.
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