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Fat people don't dance — or really do much at all, besides stay in bed and eat chips all day.
It's not like they are out there making their dreams come true. They definitely are not breaking records or living active, athletic lifestyles.
So when we see a plus-size person dancing it only strikes the question: What are you doing?!
Save yourself the energy and check out these 10 reasons why fat people shouldn't be dancing.
Plus-size bodies can't handle choreography.
We fucking kill it.
Not even one plus-size girl would make it as a back-up dancer for a music video.
We actually have two.
Beyoncé would be offended by the sight of such slay — I mean, disgrace.
Yas Queennn!!!
Would we even ooze enough sex appeal for a performance?
We could set the stage on fire.
Don't even think about ballet. You wouldn't be graceful enough.
But you actually look like an angel dancing.
You wouldn't be able to move the way a choreographed dance would require.
You would probably miss every beat.
Your dreams of dancing on stage? Forget about them.
Don't stop dancing until you're there.
It's not like your style and swag would land you a gig for a major brand or anything.
So don't even try it.
Go out and kill it.
