Let bae know it’s real with this easy fried Oreos recipe

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Heat vegetable oil to 375 degrees.

Make Aunt Jemima buttermilk pancake batter using these measurements.

You have to make it thicker than the box instructs so it will coat the Oreos and fluff up real nice.

Whip it good and roll your Oreos around in it, like the slutty little cookies they are.

IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES.

KIDDING. Please don't get naked in proximity to hot, bubbling oil.

Let the Oreos get golden brown on both sides.

Remove the Oreos from the oil and let them rest on paper towels.

In case you're wondering, yes, we did use Birthday Cake Oreos, because this ain't no J.V. shit.