17 GIFs that will make your vagina close up

This is a post that needs no introduction… except to say, holy mother of GOD.

Never have I ever been more dried up in my life. These strange examples of human beings are living proof that when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

Here are 15 GIFs I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

I'll just show myself out, thanks.

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Not excellent. NOT EXCELLENT AT ALL.

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Not for all the tea in China.

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UGH, swing and a miss.

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I just threw up in my mouth.

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NO NOT AGAIN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

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Abort, abort, abort.

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What fresh hell is this?

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CAN'T UNSEE *gouges eyes out*

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Speaking of assholes...

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What the actual fuck.

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Point me to the nearest exit pleaseeeee

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Just take that right back to the store. I saved the receipt.

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Yuuuup, dry as a desert down there.

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You can't tell me these aren't balls.

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And let's not forget this gem.

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One more Guy Fieri GIF before I go...

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Gurl, bye

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