A sick new creed of baby shower cake is out there, and it's not for the faint of heart: C-section cakes. Whether a mom knows she's getting a cesarean ahead of time or just ends up with one at the last minute, a cake that depicts this gory operation in horrifying detail will make her feel great! Um, right?
In case you're curious just how sick and twisted bakers can get, check out these cakes that celebrate moms going under the knife and ask yourself: Do they make you want to laugh, or cry, or throw up?
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The Bloodless C-section
Hey, at least there's no blood and gore in this one … just a very strange-looking baby. And stars! Yeah, if only C-sections were that pretty …
The Cake That Seems To Be Smiling
This looks like the mom's belly is smiling … which is definitely not what I was doing when I got my C-section. But hey, at least it's cheery!
The Newborn Who Looks Old Already
Boy, kids grow up fast these days, don't they?
The Cake With All the Trimmings
This C-section cake comes complete with what looks like an anesthesia needle, a bloody rag on Mom's boob, and yes, pubic hair! How, um, nice.
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The Cake That Made Us Lose Our Appetite
Whoever this sicko baker was, he really laid the gore on thick … and those limbs clambering out holding an ominous sign saying "Here I come!" adds a whole new level of creepiness.
The C-Section Close-Up
What makes this cake pic so, er, memorable is all about the angle: Let's hone in on that gory incision, shall we?
The Cake That Looks Eerily Real
From the mom's outtie belly button to the baby's umbilical cord, this cake looks awfully close to the real thing. And while the craftmanship is admirable, that makes this cake even more disturbing.
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The Cake With a Demon Baby
Never mind that that C-section incision is WAY too large, but that demon spawn of a baby seems to be enjoying this all too much.
The Cake With a Yellow Belly
What, did they run out of the "flesh" frosting color and have to do lemon? And this "That's all, folks!" sign is confusing. Does it mean the C-section is over? By our assessment it has barely begun.
The 'Thank You' Cake
Finally, a C-section cake that doesn't fill moms' brains with blood, gore, or demonic babies. Nope, this cake thanks Mom for allowing herself to get sliced open — and I have to agree. Many, many thank-yous are in order.
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