A New Jersey mom is getting real in a refreshing and funny Instagram account dedicated to documenting the hilariously weird side of being pregnant. Whether it's strange food cravings, having to pee all day long, or wondering how *exactly* a baby the size of a watermelon can fit through a woman's body, Maya Vorderstrasse's pregnancy updates are #momgoals.
Maya got pregnant when her first daughter, Zoey, was only 5 months old.
And she's been using Instagram and a letter board to get seriously real about her journey to becoming a mom of two.
Trust us.
Unfortunately for Maya's Husband, Tim, eating the last of the Oreos became a punishable offense ...
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But luckily, ice cream still fixes everything.
At some point in every pregnancy, pants become optional.
And pregnancy = TIRED ALL THE TIME. No counting sheep necessary.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tim, we were all rooting for you!
Seriously, how though?
And Maya's updates didn't stop once the baby arrived.
Alongside this amazing shot after Maya's delivery, she writes, "Praising our GOD in tears because just like that, our family is complete … Went into labor late at night on her due date, and after ONE push she greeted us with the sweetest cry and the most loving eyes. Welcome to the world, Hazel Marcela."
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Luckily for Maya, babies are not exactly watermelon-shaped, though they do bring other surprises ...
... like that awkward moment when you realize that you'll never get a full night's sleep again.
Motherhood can change you in many surprising ways, but luckily for Maya, her sense of humor remains intact.
