When Christmastime rolls around for modern parents, that can only mean one thing: Elf on the Shelf is back. For 25 days, parents are expected to fumble around thinking up amazing ways to position a stuffed elf in a convincing magical fashion. It can be exhausting to think up idea after idea, and it can get a little old somewhere around day 17. But honestly, the only way to survive it is to have fun. So if we're subjected to days of making magic, why not make a little for ourselves?
Although it might be a challenge to think up a thousand ways to entertain little ones with Elf on the Shelf, many ways exist to imagine him as something less than PG. As it turns out, a lot of parents feel the same way. In fact, that little elf can get himself into quite a few pickles. From obnoxious pranks to inappropriate scenarios, the elf has been put into many, many compromising positions.
Even though all of them definitely aren't kid-friendly, they are sure to bring a partner a few chuckles. After all, being in this together means making each other laugh along the way. Check out our extensive list of funny, cheeky, and sometimes creepy Elf on the Shelf ideas. Perhaps there will be a few new traditions this year.
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A Full Moon Elf
All it takes is a little bit of modeling clay and one cheeky elf to make this little mooning situation happen. Kids, who know that all things butt-related are funny, will love this one!
Don't Mess With the Elf
Well, if this doesn't scare the kids into being good for Santa, nothing will. There's nothing like an elf who isn't afraid to take care of Santa's business, one way or the other!
Panty Elf
This elf sure is pretty invasive when it comes to personal space! Pro-tip: Make sure to get the undies out of the clean laundry basket to avoid having an elf health code violation.
Hitting the Sauce
Cheers to this elf. There is something about the holidays that drives almost everyone to drink, so we're not here to judge!
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Evil Office Elf
Don't leave this little guy alone with the copier. The office might be littered with some naughty pics once he's been there.
Dancer Elf
When Santa called for "Dancer," we're not sure he had this in mind. You do you, elf. There ain't no shame.
Artist Elves
Don't leave markers around this pair. They may deface all the photographs that they can reach.
Poopy Elf
Someone hit up the wrong porcelain for their No. 2 this time.
Cheeky Elf
If you have to do this for 24 days, you might as well boost your self-esteem in the process.
Wild Elf
Hide the Barbies! This elf is off his shelf and ready to party. And on a motorcycle, no less.
Uh-Oh Elf
This little dude had a smidge too much eggnog last night, and he's paying the price.
Serial Elf
Kids might high-tail it out of there of there if they walk in on this one. On the other hand, older kids who enjoy being scared might like it.
Pickup Elf
WELL. This is one forward and sneaky little guy.
Tinder Elf
When this little guy isn't making mischief around the house, what is he up to? Looking for dates, of course!
'Accident' Elf
Moms and dads might want to rethink those positions they put those elves in. They could exact revenge at any time.
Cozy Elf
Someone got the best stocking stuffer yet, and it might be the elf.
Poker Face Elf
Something tells us that this elf isn't playing by the vanilla poker rules.
Potty Elf
This might be the naughtiest elf of them all. Imagine getting up in the middle of the night to do this for real!
Prankster Elf
This little guy will put everyone on blast, thanks to his handwritten message.
Yacht Club
This guy is ready for winter to be over.
