Before you buy a car, a refrigerator, or maybe those super suck 'em in leggings everyone is talking about, you do research, right? So many choices can be overwhelming and you want to ensure you get the best bang for your buck. But have you ever seen a review for a baby? Are those little things all they’re cracked up to be?
A hilarious TikTok Dad who posts as @thedavisfamily.4 had us absolutely dying with his review of his newborn baby. He gives the ins and outs, just like when you buy that minivan to lug these little people around in. He discusses the features and benefits and is honest about the negatives. Just watch the video. We know you’ll get a kick out of it.
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First off, the baby looks delicious.
We see daddy holding his son, and he says that he’s “back with another review.” The little boy is relatively new to the family, and Davis starts with the positives.
“Good quality hair. The cheeks are very chunky and very kissable,” Davis says as he gives the guy a little pinch. Davis then makes an impression of the baby’s face and says it makes him want to kiss him even more.
Next, it’s time for a fit check.
The outfit came in around “$20 to $30 bucks.” And luckily, Davis says we can find those anywhere. The same goes for diapers. That’s a good lead.
But, of course, with so many positives, there is bound to be a negative or two. Davis says his son is a pretty good baby until he gets hungry.
We feel like all new models come that way, so we’re not nervous. His baby goes “crazy,” but we don’t care. He’s darling.
The dad says the more, the merrier.
“I recommend babies for any family, for starting families. If you already have a family, I recommend more babies,” he says.
He explains that we can get a baby for around three grown-up transactions daily but warns it only takes one. We feel that!
Davis concludes his review with a question: “Would I have more? I don’t know, but I have him.”
The comments are gold.
You know there is always someone looking for a deal. “Do you have a promo code? I’m on a budget,” someone asked.
Another person wasn’t thrilled with their purchase and had a question. “Do you have any tips on how to return them? I got a wild one."
Some people thought his review was a bunch of bull. “This feels like false advertising. Mine didn’t come with volume controls, and now they’re talking back and full of attitude,” another comment reads.
Don’t worry. Davis isn’t a one-trick pony.
His family content is super funny. His baby review has 2.8 million views, but it’s not his only hit. Davis and his family regularly post funny content and have 898,000 followers on TikTok.
His baby review video originally went viral in 2021. Since then, his baby has grown into a toddler, and he hasn’t traded him in for a new model yet, so his original review must have been spot on.