A list of the country's sluttiest cities — er, I'm sorry, "The Cities With the Most Casual Sex" — has been revealed, and shockingly, Las Vegas, New York City, and Los Angeles didn't make the cut. Who did? You'll have to wait to find out, you (potentially) dirty bird. First, let's find out what constitutes a "slutty city."
According to OKCupid (the Harvard guys who conducted the "study"), they, uh, awarded the cities by the percentage of users who list "Casual Sex" as one of the relationship types they seek (and then correlated that back to where said naughty user is from).
Okay, on to the list. You're seriously, seriously not going to believe who's number one. And I'm not just saying that.
Freakin' Portland, Oregon dude! How weird, right? I thought Portland was supposed to be nothing but a bunch of peaceful hippies, whose main concern is local, organic food and Stephen Malkmus. Although I guess hippies are kind of the free-wheeling, free-loving type, so I rescind. Portland seems like a totally whoreish city.
Here's the rest of the list:
10. Houston, Texas
9. San Diego, California
8. Denver, Colorado
7. San Bernardino, California
6. Dallas, Texas
5. San Francisco, California
4. Miami, Florida
3. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
2. Seattle, Washington
Truth be told, I'm not putting much stock into this OKCupid "research." Sure, it's an interesting factoid that users from these cities most often are simply looking to get down, but I don't know if we can full-on label them "The Cities With the Most Casual Sex." Perhaps we can label them "The Cities With the Most Daring Users." 'Cause looking for casual sex online is straight up bonkers.
Do you live in one of these "slutty" cities?
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