Calling all unconventional brides: Who wants a traditional bride and groom wedding cake topper, all upright and proper, when you could put something much more irreverent and unique atop your wedding cake? We searched far and wide across the Internets to find some of the funniest, wildest wedding cake toppers around.
Kissing Your Last Frog
Have you kissed your last frog? Whether or not he turned into the prince you were expecting, this Wilton Princess Humorous Cake Topper ($9, amazon.com) is for you.
Groom on a Leash
For those who love a little cynicism with their wedding cake, there is this charming Groom on a Leash Wedding Cake Topper ($21.99, ebay.com). Get it? Because she's "tamed" him, and making a life choice that will exponentially improve his happiness and health is such a drag, haha!
Strong Bride
There are loads of cake toppers along the theme of reluctant grooms. But you have to admire how strong the bride looks in this Funny & Reluctant Resin Wedding Cake Topper ($19.69, jjshouse.com).
Reluctant Bride
Because brides can get cold feet, too! Is it me, or does this Reluctant Bride Wedding Cake Topper ($22.47, weddingcoverups.com) look like something out of Game of Thrones?
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Love Pinch
This Love Pinch Wedding Cake Topper ($42.98, discountweddingcaketoppers.com) is for you, frisky couples.
Honeymoon Starts Now
And this Funny Sexy Wedding Cake Topper ($24.95, etsy.com) is for those of you who can't even wait. Get a room, you two!
Finally!
With this Finally! Wedding Cake Topper ($29, etsy.com), you know there's a long story attached. Hey, you two have your whole lives together! What's the rush?
Adventure Time
Because marriage is the ultimate adventure, there's the Adventure Time Wedding Cake Topper ($70, etsy.com) featuring Finn and Princess Bubblegum.
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Secret Agents
Another way to celebrate your adventurous side as a couple: This Secret Agents Wedding Cake Topper ($14.99 at jjshouse.com). This would have been perfect for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's cake, right?
Skiing to the Chapel
This is how you arrive at your wedding in style — you ski there! This Sports Couple Resin Wedding Cake Topper ($14.99, jjshouse.com) is perfect for the outdoorsy, athletic couple.
Deer Spouse
But the truly outdoorsy couple will love this "Redneck" White Tail Deer Cake Topper ($22, etsy.com). The acorns and pine cones are up to you.
Dinosaurs in Love
Do dinosaurs mate for life? This T-Rex Dinosaur Wedding Cake Topper ($100, etsy.com) sure implies that they do. (What's with the ship captain's hat, though?)
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Unicorn Love
Nothing weird about this Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper ($15, mcphee.com). Nope.
Lego Bride & Groom
Because we must have Lego everything, here is your Lego Wedding Cake Topper ($20.70, etsy.com). Or you could come over to my house and pick these two out of my son's vast collection for free.
Zombie Couple
Daww, is this not the cutest Zombie Couple Wedding Cake Topper (price upon request, caketoppercompany.ie) you've ever seen? The undead have never looked so good.
Love Never Dies
Your love is ETERNAL! And this Love Never Dies Wedding Cake Topper ($34.69, stealstreet.com) will be around forever to remind you.
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