Just when we thought we were safe from thigh gap, there's a new absurd must-have sexy body part: Thighbrows. Does it mean leaving the hair on your thighs unshaved? Not a chance, lazybones (I, too, am disappointed). It's much weirder than that.
Thighbrows, according to Cosmo, are that crease at the top of your thighs where they meet the pelvis when you bend forward. Also, and this is important, thighbrows are "the erogenous zone of 2015." WOW, what a disappointing year for erogenous zones, right?
We know about thighbrows thanks to the rise (har har) of the frong, which is a super high-cut bodysuit or bikini bottom. Oh, you don't prance about in a frong all the time? And you're highly unlikely to, now that fall is here? Well shoot, you know that's not going to stop these celebrities.
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Here's a sampling of the best celeb thighbrows around, something you didn't even know existed before.
This is the iconic thighbrow portrait everyone points to, courtesy of Kendall and Khloe.
Apparently the keys to having TB is having 1) thighs, 2) bending over, and 3) wearing a frong. So basically if you can check off all three you, too, can have thighbrows, the most democratic, accessible body trend you'll ever ignore.
Never. Miss. A thighbrow. Opportunity. Says Kylie Jenner.
You would almost think the whole Kardashian family has a lock on the trend, but they're not the only practitioners. Selena Gomez works a bit of thighbrow.
Queen Bey's got some of her own here on a boat.
Nicki Minaj and her wax replica can work it.
Even Heidi Klum has an eensy-weensy bit of thighbrow, but just barely. It actually helps if you have some more meat on your bones.
And that's what it's all about. Seems kind of dumb, right? I still don't quite understand why this is even a thing, much less an erogenous zone. What's next, my inner elbow fold?
And can we please find another name than "thighbrow"? Because according to Urban Dictionary that actually means you need to do some bikini line grooming. Thighbrow is already taken, Cosmo! Maybe call it "thighline" or "thighsmile" or "thighgroove."
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