As anybody who's ever seen that episode of Friends where Rachel dressed up like Princess Leia for Ross knows, Star Wars has inspired many a sexy fantasy — so it should come as no surprise that there's plenty of sexy Star Wars-inspired merchandise on the market!
Whether you're shopping for a gift for your own personal Han Solo or just looking to geek out in a hot fangirl sort of way, you're sure to find something on our list that turns you on!
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Glow in the Dark Light Saber Bra
George Lucas famously told Carrie Fisher that she couldn't wear a bra in the first Star Wars because "there's no underwear in outer space" (?!), but that doesn't mean YOU can't wear an awesome Glow-in-the-Dark Light Saber Bra ($105; LicoriceandCream/etsy.com).
Star Wars Kama Sutra
We're not sure how many legitimately useful sex tips you'll get from this The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra ($19.50, amazon.com), but you'll at least get a good laugh!
Princess Leia Panty Set
Oh yes, the Princess Leia Triple Panty Set ($30, kayleeksauvey/etsy.com). Just think how festive you'll feel if you wear a pair of these under your jeans to The Force Awakens!
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R2-D2 Star Wars Apron
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach — especially if what you put in that stomach is a batch of Wookiee Cookiees you whipped up wearing this R2-D2 Star Wars Apron ($89; AriaApparel/etsy.com).
Sexy Stormtrooper Tee
Is this Sexy Stormtrooper Star Wars Tee ($19.99, RBdesignstore/etsy.com) what guys secretly imagine is under those stormtrooper uniforms? Or is it what Britney Spears imagines is under those stormtrooper uniforms?
Saber Skins Condoms
Avoid an eventual Vader-esque paternity reveal with these clever Saber Skins Star Wars Condoms ($2.99 each, graphicarmor.com).
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Star Wars Bra & Panty Set
Speaking of "no underwear in space" … if that were really true, why would Leia have to wear that crazy gold bikini in Return of the Jedi? Isn't a bikini top the same thing as a bra?? Anyway, this Star Wars Bra & Panty Set ($72, Bulletsandbees/etsy.com) looks way more comfy than that!
R2-D2 Latex Bodysuit
Out of all the Star Wars characters, we always thought of R2-D2 as one of the least sexy (next to C-3PO, that is). But he's surprisingly hot as this R2-D2 Latex Bodysuit ($303, thisiswhyimbroke.com)!
Star Wars Princess Leia Slave Costume
Ready to pull out the BIG nerdy fantasy guns? It's the stuff of adolescent dreams (and you know what kind of dreams we're talking about): The Princess Leia Slave Costume ($29-$97, amazon.com). We don't care which one of you wears it.
Han Solo Vest
We think you can see where this is headed. Check out this fantastically sexy Han Solo A New Hope Vest ($225.00, AdamKarolian/etsy.com). Put together the Han's whole look or wear the vest all by itself — we won't judge!
Yoda Pump
What's geek-sexier than a Yoda Pump ($299.95, aberrantsole.com)? Not much. Not much.
Darth Vader Handheld Shower Head
And finally, we're just going to put this one out there — the Darth Vader Handheld Shower Head ($32.95, oxygenics.com). Do with it what you will and cue the heavy breathing.
