Let's get one thing straight: Boobs are to be appreciated, not hated or sexualized or shamed. Boobs are a joy, love, and food source. Everyone should celebrate their tatas because shoot, they deserve it.
To ensure that you give boobs their hard-earned love, we've compiled a list of fun, titty-themed products that are literally just as useful as your actual breasts.
Shall we?
Flamingo candle, $16
The boob-themed Flamingo candle ($16, Urban Outfitters) smells like cranberries. It will be available in October and 20 percent of the proceeds go toward the Pink Ribbon Foundation for breast cancer.
Ark Boob Notebook, $21.44
The Ark Boob Notebook ($21.44, Urban Outfitters) comes in three other colors: black, red, and white.
Boobs Ice Cream art print mini poster, $16.99
We all scream for boobs! Get this Boobs Ice Cream poster ($16.99, Society6) because it's just right.
Society6 Boobs Tote Bag, $20
The Society6 Boobs Tote Bag is available in three different sizes and is hand-sewn.
Boobs iPhone Case, $28
Grab this boob phone ($28, Society6) case in FIVE different complexions ranging from light to dark brown.
Boob Craft Tape, $4.50
This boob craft tape ($4.50, Etsy) has 15,070 reviews on and a five star average rating.
Boob print poster, $11
This boob print poster ($11, Etsy) is probably the most PG way to display boobs on your wall so go for it!
Boob wrapping paper, $4
Boobs really are the gift that keep on giving so it's only right that there's boob wrapping paper ($4, Etsy) in their honor. The gift wrap comes as a single sheet or in sets of three.
Boob Mug, $11.33
I'm pretty sure coffee will taste better when you drink it from your boob mug ($11.33, Amazon), so…
Polka Boob Pillow, $38
If you haven't slept on soft boobs since you were a kiddo — here's your opportunity with this Polka Boob pillow ($38, Etsy).
