10 reasons plus-size girls shouldn’t have short hair

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As a plus-size girl, there are a lot of rules you must follow:

– You absolutely must not wear a bikini.
– You shouldn't move your body too much.
– You for sure can't be on the cover of a magazine.
– And a short haircut won't "flatter" your face.

Just in case you were considering committing the latter "faux pas," here are a few reasons that will hopefully stop you from making a huge mistake.

You definitely will never look classy.

A photo posted by KCouture.Com (@kcouture_com) on Apr 20, 2016 at 3:30pm PDT

You'll never look feminine if your hair is above your collar bone.

A photo posted by cynaragee (@cynaragee) on Jan 2, 2015 at 7:04pm PST

Whatever that means.

PEOPLE WILL SEE YOUR NECK WHEN YOU SMILE. THE HORROR!

A photo posted by Mamafierce (@mamafierceblog) on Apr 20, 2016 at 7:04pm PDT

In fact, you'll never look happy again with short hair.

A photo posted by Ellen Daniel (@snellstar) on Apr 19, 2016 at 4:56pm PDT

How will you hide your offensively large backside without long, flowing locks?!

A photo posted by LUCIANA • Lu zieht an.® (@luziehtan) on Apr 19, 2016 at 12:05pm PDT

How will you cover your rounded shoulders?

A photo posted by Charlotte Russe+ (@charlotterusseplus) on Apr 18, 2016 at 12:57pm PDT

And how could you ever look adorable in a hat?

A photo posted by LUCIANA • Lu zieht an.® (@luziehtan) on Apr 5, 2016 at 5:05am PDT

You definitely won't look sexy.

A photo posted by ???? Moda de Gordinhas ???? (@shbraga) on Apr 15, 2016 at 6:34am PDT

Or even cute for that matter.

A photo posted by Paula Souza (@paulasouzamua) on Apr 20, 2016 at 10:57am PDT

And you'll have to give up on dreams of looking fierce and flawless.

A photo posted by Fernanda Lima - Cachos Meus???? (@fernanda.lima.blog) on Apr 21, 2016 at 11:47am PDT

So glad we could save you from that terrible embarassment.