I'm at least semi-convinced that most of the autocorrect screenshots that are floating around the Internet are faked, but even this killjoy belief of mine doesn't stop me from laughing like a permanently-weakened-pelvic-floor loon whenever I see a good one. Autocorrect fails are kind of like Santa: the actual truth doesn't matter as much as the spirit of the thing, you know?
That said, I'm pretty sure the following pregnancy-related typos are all real — or at least they make me feel like Mulder, in that I want to believe. Whether you're currently pregnant, have ever been pregnant, or just like to laugh at other people's messaging misfires, please enjoy these 9 hilarious pregnancy texts gone wrong.
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But peeing on thugs is the best part of trying!
Those thugs were probably getting really pissed off.
Worst. Pregnancy. Craving. Ever.
My favorite part is the little sad face at the end of this horrible exchange.
Accidental truth
When you're 8.5 months pregnant, pants pretty much DO fit like a globe.
Wait, maybe THIS is the worst craving ever
Listen up, husbands who get sent to the store for Ben & Jerry's: it could be worse.
Why am I suddenly thinking of 'The Exorcist'?
There's a morning sickness/Damien joke in here somewhere.
I read it on my pregnancy penis
I bet it prescribes … oral doses. *whips off sunglasses*
Dubious medical advice
I mean, this is how she got into this situation to BEGIN with.
Beep beep, laboring mom-to-be coming through!
I am intrigued by this special restaurant that induces labor honking.
Oh my
Jeez, ultrasounds aren't for documenting the conception.
