Imagine shopping the aisles of your favorite store and finding something like "Butter It's Not" or some other questionable store brand products whose name sounds just a bit off.
These 18 store brand products have hilarious names that will have you on the hunt for some comic relief on your next shopping trip.
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Panburger Partner
Hamburger Helper has been an American dinnertime favorite since 1971, but Panburger Partner we aren't so sure about.
Celeb Margarine
You too can be a skinny celebrity if you switch out your butter for Celeb Margarine.
Crispy Hexagons Cereal
Cereals seem to be the hot spot for cleverly named products. Instead of Crispix you now have Crispy Hexagons!
Thin Wheats
Here they just flipped the two words and called them Thin Wheats instead of Wheat Thins!
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Live It Up!
Don't you want to just Live It Up every morning with this riff on Life cereal?
Toast 'Em Pop Ups
Why get the more expensive name brand when you can grab a box of Toast 'Em Pops Ups at the Dollar Store?
Jump Dryer Sheets
You'll Jump, not Bounce, when you try out these dryer sheets.
Dr Pete
If you're jonesing for a Dr Pepper and have a Soda Stream, Dr Pete will fill your craving.
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Spaghetti Rings Cereal
Rings — not O's — fill your bowl of spaghetti with this knockoff of child favorite SpaghettiOs: Spaghetti Rings Pasta.
Cocoa Nuggets
If you're looking for a dose of chocolate in the AM, why not reach for a box of Cocoa Nuggets, the Safeway version of Cocoa Pebbles?
Marshmallow Mateys
Aye, aye captain, pour a bowl of sugary deliciousness with this nautical (not leprechaun) themed Marshmallow Mateys cereal.
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Coat-N-Bake
Nix the shaking, just coat and bake your chicken for a crispy treat with Coat 'n Bake.
Mountain Lightning
Mountain Dew has a lot of imposters, and one of our favorites is Mountain Lightning.
Butter It's Not
Butter substitutes may have been a fad of the '80s and '90s, but when the brand is actually stating that it's not anything at all like butter, it leaves us wanting to reach for the real thing.
Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres
Who doesn't want to eat delicious Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres for breakfast?
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Creme Betweens
When you can't get your hand on Oreos, look for Creme Betweens cookies. The name says it all.
Whales
Goldfish aren't the only aquatic crackers that are cheesy and delicious. Whales also fit the bill.
