Growing up in the '90s meant running around with a Super Soaker and wearing jeans with legs big enough to fit you and your friend. Styles have changed. The world has changed. But if you've got kids, you can relive it all again, thanks to retro baby fashion!
(Yes, that does mean that the '90s are retro. Do you feel old yet?)
From Clueless to Skee-Lo, the best of the '90s lives on in baby onesies. What can we say … we like big blocks and we cannot lie!
Yo VIP, Let's Kick It
It's the early part of the decade, but if you're the kind of mom who stops, collaborates, and listens, your little one is going to need to this Vanilla Ice–inspired onesie to chill, don't you think?
Ice Ice Baby onesie, $13.25; StickEmUpDecalsAZ/Etsy
Now This Is a Story
Maybe you didn't give birth in Philadelphia and you're not raising them in Bel Air, but you'll have them singing the opening bars to the Fresh Prince in no time.
Fresh Prince onesie, $12; BrightShinyDesign/Etsy.com
What Are They Sipping On?
This is the version Snoop and Dre sang to their kids, right?
Mind on My Mommy onesie, $10; imperfectinlove/Etsy.com
Hangin' Tough
Because you loved Donnie way back when he was Marky Mark's big brother, and your kid's going to learn to walk … Step By Step.
New Kid on the Block onesie, $18; BeyondPrints/Etsy.com
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Marshall ... and Buzz?
Somehow they mixed Eminem with Pixar, and it's totally kid appropriate. You definitely didn't see that coming when you were hiding that mature label on the CD case from your mom, right?
Buzz Lightyear onesie, $13.50; DoodlesAndDots2/Etsy.com
If You Don't Know, Now You Know
So you probably will never be able to play his songs for your kids, but they can still look cool.
Notorious B.I.G. onesie, $16.30; Wild And Free Company/Etsy.com
Baby Got Back
So ladies, yeah, ladies, this onesie will make your kid a hit on the playground … with the moms anyway.
I Like Big Blocks onesie, $20; RedWheelbarrowShirts/Etsy.com
I'd Eat Peaches Every Day
Oh come on, you know when you're spooning out that peach puree from the jar you're singing "they were put there by a man in a factory downtooooooown."
Millions of Peaches onesie, $16.68; Wild and Free/Etsy.com
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What's American Gladiator?
Wear these out with the kids, and just wait for people to ask you about American Gladiator.
You're Killin' Me Smalls onesie, starting at $23; GwenDixieBoutique/Etsy.com
We Go Together Like Peas and Carrots
You don't happen to have twins named Forrest and Jenny, do you?
Peas and Carrots onesie, $30 for a pair; biasedbaby/Etsy.com
For Every Boy and Every Girl
Who wants to spice up their (baby's) life?
Spice Girls onesie, $21.66; redbubble.com
I Wish I Was Like Six-Foot-Nine
For the baby who wishes he was a baller, or would if he knew what that meant!
Taller onesie, $18; damesandadude.storenvy.com
You're Standing on My Neck
Are you raising the next Daria Morgendorffer or is your kid more of a Quinn?
Daria onesie, $22.11; redbubble.com
Save the Empire
They'll never get to step inside a real record store, but celebrating Rex Manning Day is the next best thing.
Daria onesie, $19.95; StayTunedTees/Etsy.com
Where's Uncle Jesse?
Maybe he can change it for you.
Full House onesie, $13.50; DoodlesAndDots2/Etsy.com
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As If!
Somewhere out there Cher, Dionne, and Tai are pushing strollers together.
Rollin' With My Homies onesie, $16.99; MoiLLC/Etsy.com
But What's the Gem on the Tummy?
Because the little kids on the playground will be talking about Trolls, and your kid will be talking about trolls.
Troll onesie, $19.44; redbubble.com
Saved by the Bell
A little reminder of all the time you spent watching Zack and Kelly and Slater and Screech.
Bayside Tigers onesie, from $7; amazon.com
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If I Ruled the World
Imagine if your baby rules the world one day? You could walk right up to the sun, hand in hand.
If I Ruled the World baby tee, $16.73; Wild and Free/Etsy.com
Party on, Garth
Because life with baby is party time, excellent!
Wayne's World onesie, $11.54; PopBabyAustralia/Etsy.com
Show Me the Money!
I love you, baby. You … you complete me.
You Had Me at Milk onesie, $10; Imperfect With Love/Etsy.com
