Summer has come and gone. The leaves are turning orange, yellow, and red. The days are getting cooler and shorter. School is starting any minute now. It's fall, baby!
Rejoice, y'all. It's time for all things spooky, cozy, and pumpkin-flavored now! So many people are obsessed with fall, and we totally get it. We love snuggling up with some spiced apple pie or hot cocoa and watching the leaves fall, while leaving behind the sweaty days of summer. We've rounded up 15 absolutely hilarious tweets that perfectly nail the lovely season that is autumn.
Give Us All Things Spooky
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/seasonaIvibes/status/914631040643272704Fans of skeletons, ghosts and Jack-o'-lanterns can rejoice! It's spooky season, y'all, and we're celebrating autumn to the nth degree.
Whose Idea Was Apple Picking?
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/KateWhineHall/status/647802036189200384Going apple picking seemed like a family-fun idea in theory. What do the kids mean when they don't like lugging around baskets full of apples in the hot sun? This was supposed to be fam quality time!
Peace in the Corn Maze
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/PetrickSara/status/917743026566463493Desperate times call for desperate measures. If purposefully making a wrong left turn in the corn maze means 15 minutes of peace and quiet then dang it, we're making that wrong turn…twice. No judgement here.
No, Not the Apple Store
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/918480207983661056
Kids these days, with their iPhones and smart watches think apple picking is a visit to the Apple Store. No, no one is getting AirPods, yes, we mean Gala apples. People who have teenagers know this feeling too well.
It's Going Down September 1
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/RyanSeacrest/status/771403527218311168
True fall lovers are the type to be completely ready for all things autumn on September 1. I don't care what anyone says, fall starts on the first day of September.
All the fall candles
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1035658586385461249
Arguably the best parts of fall are all of the delicious scents. From spiced apple cider to pumpkin pie, we are totally buying fall-scented decorative candles as soon as August is over.
Hayride Regrets
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/Cheeseboy22/status/658048017740599297Hayrides seem fun at first but IRL, it's a whole 'nother story: the bouncing, the smells, the crying babies. Yeah, hard pass.
Halloween Cookies Forever
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/the_reclvse/status/1176724118881755136IYKYK! The classic Halloween-themed sugar cookies are always the star of fall. It's a shame they're only socially acceptable to eat during fall. We can't wait to chow down on multiple packages of these.
Better Be a Good Haunted House!
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/hodgesboi15/status/388859485974171649Haunted houses aren't cheap, so to get our money's worth, we better not be able to sleep at night! I want to be scared for a week straight.
Soup Season
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/amandaz326/status/1171597467454005251Cooler weather, chillier nights, we all know what this means: It's time to break out the soup recipes! There's nothing better than cozying up to a warm bowl of soup, don't @ me.
Witch-Resurrecting Time
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1168589420095782913We are going all-in this fall season, not holding back at all. Best believe that we are going to be dancing with skeletons and resurrecting some witches with Halloweentown playing in the background.
Candy Corn Season
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/1036401623726284801Fall equals Halloween, which equals candy. That's the correct math, right? Either way, we know September just began but we're about four bags of candy corn deep.
Dang It, Target's Seasonal Aisle
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/LurkAtHomeMom/status/908110722235858944We enter Target with laser focus. We just need a few things. But then we end up passing the seasonal aisle and well, let's just say our wallets are toast. We needed that decorative hand towel with smiling pumpkins on it?
Ah, the Taste of Pumpkin Spice
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/ScaryMommy/status/1176650271042220032We get it. The taste of pumpkin spice is the only thing that can give us peace when our kids are bickering. We've waited all year for this moment and no fight over who gets to sit in the front seat will ruin it.
Who Else Is *So* Excited for Thanksgiving?
Embedded content: https://twitter.com/TragicAllyHere/status/798952118740779009As much as we love family time, in most households, Thanksgiving is a hectic holiday of all-day cooking, football, and navigating sometimes awkward conversations with relatives. We're exhausted just thinking about it!
