Riddle for you. What's 6 foot 8 inches tall and looks dang hot in a bikini?
If you guessed Dennis Rodman, you're wrong. He's 6'6", silly!
If you answered 'Amazon Eve' then you get a gold star and a step stool so you can high five her.
The 31-year-old California native is the world's tallest model — her biggest gig so far has been landing to cover of Zoo Weekly in November 2009 — but she's got her eyes set on Playboy.
But, uh, wouldn't she need like an expanded centerfold to show her whole body? How many extra reams does Playboy need to order?
I'm kidding, but curious.
Anyway, before becoming a model, Amazon Eve was a fitness trainer, and she's got the bod to prove it. With legs longer than the state of New Jersey, she wears pants with a 40 inch inseam. Is that an extra extra extra extra long size at the Gap?
But it's not all slam dunk contests and getting cats out of trees; Amazon Eve is really serious about making it in Hollywood. In an interview with Fox411, Amazon Eve talked up a possible Playboy spread, and that she'd make a great Bond villain.
She would make a great Bond villain. That is perfect! She could snap little biatches like twigs over her knee or crush guys under her size 14 foot. Look out! It's Babezilla! I can see it now.
And in news that everyone saw coming, Amazon Eve is shopping around a reality show in which she tries to find love. Tall love. She's looking for a guy who stands out above the rest. Get it? And maybe a guy with a kinky side — Eve used to be a dominatrix.
She was reluctant at first, but a girlfriend convinced her to try it.
I said no at first, but she was persistent. She had a client fly in from Phoenix to meet me—I stood there for two hours in high heels while he was down on the floor, looking up at me. He paid me $800—it was that easy.
Well, dang. Can't say I wouldn't so the same for $800.
We'll have to keep our eyes out, er, eyes up for Amazon Eve as she forces her way onto our pop culture radar. I have a feeling we won't be able to miss her.
What do you think is in store for Amazon Eve?
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