Whatever Easter may mean to you personally, I think we can agree that it's one of those photogenic holidays of the year. Consider the many pleasant themes: the glorious renewal of spring, family feasts, adorable animals, colorful eggs, delighted children, cherished spiritual traditions. Why, with all these Pinterest-worthy possibilities, Easter almost seems like the sort of holiday that's impossible to mess up.
Notice I said almost. Here's how to make Easter deeply uncomfortable for everyone in just 8 easy steps.
Improvise your kid's Easter basket
Points for creativity, I guess?
Bring these biscuits to the family dinner
Those bunny biscuits everyone's sharing on Pinterest? Naaaaaaaailed it.
Form a rabbit-loaf out of fruitcake
THIS IS A GIANT EASTER BUNNY MOLDED OUT OF FRUITCAKE WHYYYYY.
Proudly display this amazing Easter craft
"My, isn't that just … lovely."
Put Grandma in charge of dismembering the candy bunny
At least she's got a cutting board. Safety first!
Bestow an Easter spiritual lesson via text message
Remember, kids: Jesus died for a delicious combination of chocolate, almonds, and toffee.
Pull this Easter prank
That's … unappealing.
Serve this for breakfast
"Happy Easter, kids! Oh now, stop crying. I made this special! With banana, berries, pancake mix, and the STUFF OF NIGHTMARES."
