Resting Bitch Face (RBF) is a condition that afflicts many celebrities. On the outside, they look like they're totally bitchy. But on the inside? No bitchiness. No, none at all.
Come, join us for a look inside the heads of celebrities with RBF. What they're really thinking may surprise you.
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Anna Kendrick
"Oh man, remind me never to wear black leather jeans in the hot L.A. sun ever again! Actually, remind me never to wear black leather jeans, period."
Anna Paquin
"Crap, I just realized what this dress reminds me of: a bull fighter's costume. How does that song in Carmen go again? Toréador, en garde! Toréador! Toréador!"
January Jones
"Should I get bangs, or are they too 2013? I kind of want to, but then I'd be stuck with them. Maybe I could get those clip-on temporary bangs … nah, those look stupid …"
Victoria Beckham
"Oh God, David is doing yet another underwear ad. I'm glad the world appreciates how fine his tushie is, but honestly, enough is enough! I miss having him all to myself."
Kristen Stewart
"I'm the first American woman to win a Cesear award! Oh my God, do you think people will stop thinking of me as that girl from the Twilight movies now?"
Tyra Banks
"Yeah, I got my smize game down. Watch me smize. Smizey smizey smizey."
Kourtney Kardashian
"I am so happy that I can focus my energy on creating world peace, now!"
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Megan Fox
"Oh crap, I think I just started my period. Right now. And I don't have any protection with me! No no no no no no. Can I blink an S.O.S. to my assistant? Will she know what that means, or will I just look insane?"
Charlize Theron
"Oh man, it's going to be sooo awkard to re-film those scenes with Sean after breaking up with him. I should have planned that better!"
Jennifer Lopez
"Can't. Breathe. In. This. Dress. Help."
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Anna Wintour
"Kevin Bacon is right. We do need more male nudity in the movies. Definitely."
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Kanye West
"You know what? Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on."
