If Bad Santa is your favorite Christmas movie, these hairy-chested, tattooed Christmas sweaters are about to become your favorite ugly Christmas sweater party outfit.
These are so irreverent that they paint an image — right on the sweater — of Santa as a motorcycle-riding, hard-drinking, shower-avoiding miscreant. It may not be the traditional definition of "ugly" in this setting, but there is no arguing with their ugliness!
For events where you are being pressed to wear an ugly sweater, these can do no wrong.
Check them out!
Bad Santa on the Skids
Things have not been going to plan for this department store Santa. Maybe he started the week well. He was clean, sober, and wearing a shirt under his Santa vest. But then he stopped into that bar that opens at 8 a.m. He can't remember what happened after that, but it looks like it involved sleeping outdoors.
When someone says "ugly Christmas sweater," not everyone goes to an ugly backstory for Santa, but here is the Bad Santa Tattooed Ugly Christmas Sweater.
Bonus points to you for finding a sweater that's comfortable while taking the word "ugly" to a place only Billy Bob Thornton was previously willing to go. It's on sale for $59.87, too. Normally, this bad boy is over $70.
Santa's Sleigh Is a Harley.
This ugly Christmas sweater evokes a Santa who loves the open road when there are two wheels powered by Harley under him. It's a bit more wholesome than the Bad Santa sweater above, yet it keeps with the directive of the ugly sweater party. Did you see that plumber's butt?
Still, this Santa is happy. His leather jacket is clean. And he's sporting gingerbread men and candy canes.
This "sweater" is more like a sweatshirt. It's comfy, stretchy, and printed in high-definition with inks that won't peel or fade. It's on sale for $57.95, down from over $80.
Santa Is Worn Out on Christmas Morning.
It's been a rough night for Santa, but he's all in on the Christmas morning celebrations. He can't find a shirt, so you can see that his devotion to this holiday includes quite a few Christmas tattoos and more than one piercing. He could do with a bit of manscaping, but hey, that's an awesome light-up neck garland!
This one is on sale for $57.95. Normally it's $82.70.
Sons of Santa
Can't handle the hairy chest on top of your own chest? We hear that! This Sons of Santa sweater, though, is almost adorable. This is a biker Santa who might bring a kid along on the back of the bike.
Again, this is more a sweatshirt fabric than a knitted sweater, but this one has cotton in it. It's on sale for $54.99.
Bad Santa Cleans Up!
Wow, Santa! Check out what a fitness regime, some clean living, and a bit of manscaping can do for your look! Bad Santa cleans up really nice! And he seems to have had some tattoos removed as well.
This is the Bad Santa sweater for those of you who imagine a happy ending. And it's a great gift for a man who wants to wow everyone with his six-pack.
It's on sale for 54.99, which is less than half price.
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