In the immortal words of Cady Heron from "Mean Girls," "Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it."
Although Cady had a point, she was also wrong. Who said you had to wait until October 31 to break out the fierce bedroom looks?
Here are 20 ~*spoooooky*~ lingerie items that will make every night a trick-or-treat.
These 20 Halloween-inspired lingerie pieces are made for those who live for the night.
Skull bra ($167.90, Etsy)
When you take the term "feelin yourself" very seriously.
Skeleton hands bra ($39.98, Etsy)
Why not have a little sparkle with your skeleton bra?
Skeleton hands bra ($9.87, AliExpress)
This sheer bra features shimmering jack-o'-lantern designs.
Halloween print bralette ($25, Etsy)
Yes, bats CAN be sexy.
Bats bralette ($25, Etsy)
If pumpkins are more your vibe, then this bralette is for you.
Jack-o'-lantern bralette ($25, Etsy)
When bae asks you to be more open, throw on this corset.
Blood n guts corset ($34.99, Spirit Halloween)
No bad luck here with these black cat nipple pasties.
Cat pasties ($25, Etsy)
OMG these are actually called "booby bats."
Bat pasties ($28, Etsy)
When you're dead inside and not afraid to show it.
Coffin pasties ($28, Etsy)
What do you wear with coffin pasties? WELL, A MATCHING COFFIN THONG, OF COURSE.
Coffin thong ($39, Etsy)
If you prefer more subtle Halloween references, then this simple thong is for you.
Halloween thong ($12.99, Etsy)
When you have to speak to the dead at 8 pm, but have a hot date at 9 pm.
Ouija board lingerie ($26, Etsy)
No X-ray vision needed here.
X-ray knickers ($12, Etsy)
There are some spooky lingerie sets, too.
Spider web lingerie ($49, Etsy)
When you know you're a catch so you throw on a spider web lingerie set.
Spider web set ($83.99, Etsy)
Would it be 2017 without a few Halloween bodysuits?
Skeleton bodysuit ($32, Boohoo)
When you're grown and want to slay in spiderwebs however you damn please.
Spider web bodysuit ($25, Boohoo)
This top takes the spider web theme a little bit more literally, but you'll still slay nonetheless.
Spider web mesh top ($10.95, Yandy)
Who doesn't need a bat garter belt?
Bat wing garter belt ($1.36, AliExpress)
Here's to the only screams this Halloween being the [consensual] ones from the bedroom.
Visit Etsy, AliExpress, Yandy, Spirit Halloween, and Boohoo for more sexy Halloween looks!