We've all got that one friend who loves the holidays almost as much as she loves getting laid.
(Yeah, you know the one.)
So why not kill two birds with one stone by helping her get her rocks off (in keeping with the stone theme)?
Here are nine gifts you may want to consider getting for your slutty* friend this holiday season.
*I use "slutty" with pride here (and always)
The Nooky Box ($80)
For the slut who likes surprises, a Nooky Box subscription will be exactly what she needs. Each month The Nooky Box sends users a curated selection of cool, themed sex toys, lubes, and other sexccessories based on subscribers' sexual preferences. And at $80 for three months, she's bound to get a better value per box than she would shopping at a sex shop.
Get it here.
"SLUT" boyshorts ($16)
Wear it loud, wear it proud! No one knows the value of embracing your sluttiness like Slut Walk founder Amber Rose. The annual Slut Walk, which creates awareness of and raises money to prevent sexual violence and gender discrimination, has some pretty sweet merch, like these hot pink "SLUT" boyshorts (also available in the "WHORE" and "THOT" varieties).
Get it here.
Condom variety pack ($15-$20)
You know what slutty people can never have too many of? Condoms. But if you're not sure what kind of condoms she needs — or, you're not sure which ones would be best suited for her current partner(s) — then go with a variety pack so she can try all of the things.
Get Trojan's Pleasure Pack here.
Or non-latex SKYN Selections here.
Satisfyer Pro 2 ($70)
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is one of the best vibrators you can get for its price. It has 11 levels of stimulation to choose from and comes in an iPhone-esque rose gold color with a soft, silicone head, and can be recharged via USB. Also, it's waterproof!
Get it here.
Sliquid organic lube ($13-$25)
Real sluts know that drug-store lube is… OK, but quality, organic lube, like the ones made by Sliquid, are the way to go (for you, and your partner). They're water-based — and therefore, safe to use with condoms — with no funky chemical ingredients, and are infused with mildly scented botanical fragrances. Also, they're vegan-friendly!
Get it here.
Fit In Clouds ($25-$32)
Need to get home after a night out in heels? Fit in clouds are the soft, foldable flats that become small enough to fit in even the smallest clutch. And they come in a ton of different colors, so they'll still match your outfit from last night 😉
Get it here.
Joyboxx ($35)
Maybe she already has everything she needs for a satisfying sex life, but where does she keep it all? The non-porous, antimicrobial, BPA-free Joyboxx was built specifically for sex-toy storage, and can hold all her favorite things including dildos, lube, and vibrators. The box even has a USB charging hole in the back… no pun intended.
Get it here.
"The Ethical Slut" by Janet W. Hardy and Dossie Easton ($13)
"The Ethical Slut" is surprisingly progressive given that the first edition of the book came out in 1997.
Written by a couple of Baby Boomers, this guide gives those looking to explore beyond the traditional confines of monogamy an intelligent rundown on "polyamory, open relationships, and other adventures."
Get it here.
Donate to Planned Parenthood in their name ($ANY)
For the slut who truly has everything (or simply doesn't want anything), why not support a worthy, sex-positive cause in her honor? Now more than ever, Planned Parenthood needs support to provide low-income women with necessary cancer screenings, access to birth control, and women's health care.
Give here.
