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Italian designers GCDS Wear (God Cant' Destroy Street Wear) showed up to Milan Fashion Week with three-breasted models. The fashion brand was founded by two brothers. As usual, men are imposing their unrealistic beauty standards on us women. Three boobs, what's next eight shoes all the better to consume more designer shoes?
Three-breasted models are extremely ridiculous, thus, this article is extremely ridiculous. Here we go!
Oh hey, look, it's a lady with an extra boob the most fashion forward accessory of 2019.
What women really want is a third boob. As a woman yourself, did you not know that? Well, your gal pals haven't been forthcoming at brunch.
This is the latest impossible beauty standard... that women are dying to meet. Women want this! Did I mention it was women who want this? That's a fact! (If you can't tell, I am being extremely sarcastic. This is terrible!)
Werk! More back pain is so fierce.
The future is female secondary sex characteristics.
So who brought the extra boobies in their carryon to Milan this fashion week? GCDS Wear which stands for God Can't Destroy Street Wear.
As you might have guessed, the designers of this brand are men.
“We’re a young group here — we’re all under 30 — and I wanted to talk to people our age about the future and get them thinking about plastics, water shortage and the environment," creative director Giuliano Calza told Women's Wear Daily. "Full sustainability is impossible, and I wanted this show to be a wake-up call." LOL, OK.
I don't quit understand what three boobs has to do with sustainability, but OK.
As you might remember (if you had parents who didn't censor the things you watched) there was a three-breasted woman in the 1990 dystopian sci-fi Total Recall. It was about as stupid and sexist then as it is now.
In 2014, a woman named Jasmine Tridevil claimed she spent $20,000 on a third breast.
But it turned out to be fake.
Then in 2015, she made a BDSM music video for some reason.
There you have it, a brief history of three-breasted women... Do you feel smarter now? I bet you do.
