There's never a dull moment when you have kids around, whether they're inventing some crazy new contraption, trying out a surprising new cuss word in front of Grandma, or, in the case of one mom on Twitter, inventing a truly disturbing (and effing hilarious) new family meal.
Mom Sarah Adamson recently tweeted that her 10-year-old made "unicorn sausage" for dinner.
It sounds innocent, right? Almost friendly. Like a magical rainbow sausage with edible glitter or something.
For the record, this is what unicorn sausage looks like.
That's right. Enjoy the view.
It's very, um ... tall? Yeah, that's the word we're looking for.
The amused mom even asked if she should Instagram the recipe — you know, in case any folks want to recreate it for a special event, like Thanksgiving or their next Christmas party. The in-laws will love it.
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In the kid's defense, he or she definitely aced the whole horn thing.
I mean, that is without a doubt the "horniest" looking dinner on the Internet.
The photos were shared on the popular Facebook page The Unmumsy Mum, where they quickly went viral, because duh.
Some even shared their own kids' kitchen masterpieces.
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But a lot of people were still impressed with the 10-year-old's kitchen skills, even if he or she does need a little tutorial on presentation.
Luckily, Adamson has a killer sense of humor.
If she ever does buy that website domain, something tells me a lot of parents will have photos to submit.
